by Tyler Durden

China, the world's largest oil importer, is bidding up crude prices across Africa, Canada, and Latin American markets as disruptions in the Hormuz chokepoint and limited Iranian supplies intensify competition for alternatives. The scramble is squeezing smaller Chinese refineries that once relied on heavily discounted Iranian barrels, according to a new Bloomberg report. 

President Donald Trump shared on Sunday that he was delighted with the decision of Google Maps to accept his renaming of Lake Ontario to 'Lake America.'

FOX News: Dozens of ships bound for “Lake America” are stuck at the entrance to the Welland Canal. 🇨🇦😂

Canada simply refuses to let them through.

But there’s a solution: just put the correct name — “Lake Ontario” — in the ship’s documents, and passage is granted.

Apparently,… pic.twitter.com/UiLvGMBa97

— Mykhailo Rohoza (@MykhailoRohoza) August 29, 2026

“Great Lakes” means any of the following bodies of water: Lake Ontario (including the Saint Lawrence River from Lake Ontario to the forty-fifth parallel of latitude), Lake Erie, Lake Huron (including Lake Saint Clair), Lake Michigan, or Lake Superior.