It’s all part of the so-called “Drink Up” campaign.
My God. Didn’t first ladies used to do temperance? This is an outrage.
Oh, wait a second. She’s talking about water.
Thank God someone is on this. I was going to do it myself, given all the dehydrated people I bump into every day.
And I mean, literally bump into. They’re in stupor, having forgotten to bring their Dasani along to the office. It’s generally not talked about, but in Buffalo alone, three people last year, dazed from thirst, fell straight into open manholes and were never heard from again.
So First Lady Michelle Obama will trek to New York City Thursday to urge Americans to drink more water. And it’s not a moment too soon.