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Jun 30 17:35

Merkel's Desktop

Jun 29 14:32

SPOOF ON ISRAELI PIRACY

Naval special forces take control of ship, which carried 20 activists including MK Basel Ghattas, without violence.

Jun 27 10:10

ALTERNATIVE SATURDAY CARTOONS: JUNE 27, 2015

Here is another round of Saturday cartoons from Snippits. Enjoy!!! :)

Jun 26 15:06

Engineers unite -- this is what happens when an actor tries to be an engineer.

A legendary training video.
Many years ago, Rockwell International decided to get into the heavy duty automatic transmission business. They were getting ready to tape their first introductory video.

Jun 26 10:37

ISIS spoof images

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I got a lot of positive feedback about my spoof images blaming ISIS for all sorts of bad things, parodying the pro-war propaganda, so I decided to put the current collection into a single page for those who asked.

Jun 25 13:55

TSA - Lose The Shoes

photo

Jun 25 09:41

Jesus Soap (Bottom of page)

Feeling a need for confession to get the burden of your sins off your chest? The ultimate solution is here, Jesus soap is a quick fix for your lost soul. Wash away the sins of the day!

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I could not stop laughing when I saw this at the store!

Jun 23 18:12

Obama: TPP a secret treaty because ‘US War on Terror requires secrecy’

*hyperlinks live at source*

(Satire): President Obama announced at a White House press conference today that the Trans-Pacific Partnership (TPP) trade treaty details must remain secret because the now 14-year-old US War on Terror requires secrecy from terrorist enemies, secrecy is the founding principle of American freedom, and that secrecy equals safety. Press conference excerpts:

President Obama: As you know, secrecy is a foundational principle of American freedom. From the Founding Father’s secret “Committees of Correspondence,” to Boston’s Old North Church spy signal of “one if by land, two if by sea,” to Alexander Hamilton, James Madison, and John Jay using the secret name, “Publius,” as the secret name to publish The Federalist Papers to win support for our Constitution, American patriots have used secrecy to protect our great nation. Secrecy equals freedom.

Jun 23 17:44

N.C. Cops Stop and Arrest Alleged Mass Murderer Dylann Roof

Fat cops all holster their guns and politely ask mass murderer to exit vehicle following which suspect is calmly handcuffed with smiles all around. NOT FOR THE TIMID!

Jun 23 09:41

JOKE OF THE MONTH ~~ HILLARY HONOURS RAMADAN BY TAKING ON A MUSLIM NAME

Jun 22 08:26

The funniest, strangest and downright sweariest signs and banners at anti-austerity march

Social media was flooded with images of the protest - and the witty signs inspired by everything from Mean Girls to Kim Jong-un. See our favourites here

Jun 22 05:15

The core of political ideologies

Republicans
Welfare hating military worshippers who have a blind eye to corporate welfare and who boot lick the police, prone to falling for doomsday scenarios where they can clinch their guns = "conservatives"

Liberals
Economically illiterate and emotional and couches all social issues wearing racial/sexual prejudice heat seekers, thinks if only we payed the government more taxes... Will also support war but only if it's given a flimsy moral pretext and if the holy Europeans join us = Democrats/anti-Republicans

inside I also wrote up on
libertarians
anarchist
feminist
murika
potheads
racist
progressives
neocons
conspiretards

Jun 21 08:08

Solutions: Laughing At Tyrants

You've heard that laughter is the best medicine, but did you also know that laughter is a tyrant slayer? Today on The Corbett Report we examine how laughter can change people's perception and undermine even the most entrenched tyranny. James also launches a brand new DVD, "Laughing At Tyrants" that combines some of the funniest Corbett Report videos into a great tool for spreading truth and unlocking minds.

Jun 20 06:50

ALTERNATIVE SATURDAY CARTOONS: JUNE 20, 2015

Here is another round of Saturday cartoons from Snippits.

Enjoy!!! :)

Jun 18 15:15

I have a new drug that fixes ANY, I repeat ANY problem you have…

I would give you a nice 45 second commercial, showing ordinary people doing ordinary things. However, you already know your life sucks, and you need this product, so “call your doctor today” to see if my latest, completely irresponsible pharmaceutical cure is right for you!

Jun 18 13:09

Is This What The New $10 Bill Will Look Like?

Did anyone think to ask Alexander Hamilton if he “identifies as a woman” or “a black woman”?

Jun 14 08:16

Flashback Trans-nigger-aphobia Told You So

It was a joke but now it has happened.

Jun 13 12:16

Orange lady hijacks NAACP position


Maybe she misunderstood "colored people" and took it literally

Jun 12 22:49

Rusell Brand Lol

Jun 12 15:10

flashback - Jon Stewart Rips Obama on Guantanamo - and Says Look Out for PETA (Video)

Jon Stewart ridiculed President Obama for not following up on a campaign promise to close the Guantanamo Bay

Jun 12 09:31

FLASHBACK: ABC’s ’08 Prediction: NYC Under Water from Climate Change By June 2015

New York City underwater? Gas over $9 a gallon? A carton of milk costs almost $13? Welcome to June 12, 2015. Or at least that was the wildly-inaccurate version of 2015 predicted by ABC News exactly seven years ago. Appearing on Good Morning America in 2008, Bob Woodruff hyped Earth 2100, a special that pushed apocalyptic predictions of the then-futuristic 2015.

Jun 12 06:20

3-minute video: Tell the truth now, or be ridiculed/ridiculous after ‘Emperor’s New Clothes’ trance breaks

*hyperlinks/video live at source*

hat tip: TheSOTTReport (and here)

3-minute video, Still You Believe by Osama and the Bin Ladens:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62C3lYSiHvw

The Emperor’s New Clothes is the story of current wars and central “monetary” policy: “official” stories easily and completely refuted by anyone caring to look at the facts. All three are tragic-comedies because even children see the truth with just a few moments of attention.

This was the theme of a conference paper; full professional explanation and documentation here.

In The Emperor’s New Clothes story, upon public initial conversations of the facts, the emperor continues the pretense, along with “officials.” However, the illusion is shattered within moments as the “whole town” began speaking about what was clear for everyone upon minimal attention.

Jun 12 01:46

Empty Headed Americans Sign Petition to Nuke Russia

When I examine the country I live in, and the government I live under, I’m often faced with some troubling questions. Chief among them is a question that every intelligent citizen must ask themselves at some point. Is there is a large segment of our population that will literally accept and promote anything? In other words, is there any government policy that Americans won’t get behind?

No. No there isn’t.

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Jun 10 13:17

Osama & The Bin Ladens - "It's All A Lie (Still You Believe)"

Jun 09 23:06

End Times

Jun 09 09:43

Photo Merkel, "dancing" for Obama at the G7, has stirred up the Internet

"Everyone is talking about this photo," writes Focus. In the picture the American President sits on the bench, and the Federal Chancellor of Germany is before him and actively gesturing. In social networks, many speculated on the subject of what Obama and Merkel spoke at the moment when they took the camera.

Jun 08 20:10

6 Things That Could’ve Been Bought With The $1.5 Trillion The Government Spent Developing The F-35 Fighter Jet

With huge design flaws, the enormously expensive F-35 fighter jet is completely unsuitable for combat. Uncle Sam’s expenditure on this jet is just the latest astonishing example of out-of-control government spending. Here are some other things that could’ve been purchased with the $1.5 trillion that the F-35 cost to develop.

Jun 08 11:10

TSA follies - No One Can See You Naked With This Useful Travel Accessory for Women

Someone is actually marketing pasties for those airport security scanners, both the Millimeter Wave and Backscatter Airport Full-Body Scanners. The world’s silliest (and most useful?) travel accessory for women to come down in the annals of history is here.

Flying Pasties are reusable pasties for covering your lady parts with five layers of protection, forcing TSA agents to go to strip bars if they want random female nudity.

No adhesive necessary – simply slip these Flying Pasties into your clothes and move along.

Jun 07 13:40

Biden //Jenner

Jun 06 09:54

The Truth Is Still Suppressed Out There: Truthstream News Episode 4

This week, in the creeping horror…

Yet another episode takes on the wry developments in the news, with the Pentagon determined to bring to the home front the monster it admittedly created, sweeping developments in the junk food wars with the quest for real food and a dip into the unexplained with a look at how the X-Files brought the paranormal to America’s homes while the Rockefellers brought the search for life from another planet to the Clinton White House… well, you’ll see.

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Jun 05 11:43

We're Just Defending Ourselve

Jun 05 11:00

‘May the Farce Be With You': School Locks Down Over Man in Stormtrooper Costume

It was the worst Star Wars sequel ever – more a farce, than anything.

But intergalactic justice was served, apparently. Or maybe we just crossed over into a dimension without rights or even basic sense.

George Cross, 40, of Lynn, was dressed in a white plastic “Star Wars” stormtrooper costume, and the gun was not real. But Lynn Police spokesman Lt. Rick Donnelly said that “the way things are today, you can’ have that.”

Read more at SHTFplan.com

Jun 05 07:00

Pseudoscience and conspiracy theory are not victimless crimes against science

News of anti-vaxxer movements, demands to teach creationism in schools as science, and dubious claims for the health-giving properties of strange diets is enough to make you wonder if some.....

http://phys.org/news/2015-06-pseudoscience-conspiracy-theory-victimles...

comments are a hoot - these are pro-trollers not just loose rednets - enjoy the support for the faith of science. I lit a candle.

Jun 04 18:44

“I Learned it From Watching You!” 5 Anti-Drug PSA’s that Failed Miserably at Trying to Scare Us

If there is one aspect of the war on drugs in which we can find humor, it’s the PSA announcements warning kids to stay off “drugs.” -- These ridiculous short commercials were blasted at kids during the 80’s and the 90’s. The laughable scare tactics and outright Reefer Madness employed in these commercials did very little to curtail the usage of recreational drugs.

Jun 04 14:47

School Locked Down After Child Caught Thinking About a Gun! (Satire)

Thought crime is already here. Coming soon to the police state near you, on the brainwashing children against our Second Amendment front, this is the next news report we expect to see.

Jun 03 22:19

School Locked Down After Child Caught Thinking About a Gun! (Satire)

Thought crime is basically here. Coming soon to the police state near you, on the brainwashing children against our Second Amendment front, this is the next news report we expect to see.

May 30 10:08

ALTERNATIVE SATURDAY CARTOONS: MAY 30, 2015

Here is another round of Saturday cartoons from Snippits. Enjoy!!! :-)

May 29 11:37

False Flag - The Trailer HD

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Bumped to the top in light of the renewed "Wag the ISIS" we are seeing!

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May 29 07:23

Lunch With Elvis

Elvis and I had lunch last week. We dined on Sasquatch burgers, fried Unicorn fritters, and we were joined by “the lone gunman.” We had our special luncheon in the main vault room of the Fort Knox Bullion Depository in Kentucky. It was practically empty so converting it to a dining area was relatively easy.

It was a fabulous lunch. It is unfortunate that most of the gold had disappeared, but I suspect that the Chinese value our former gold more than the US ever did.

May 28 10:40

The Bernie Sanders Save the Children Fund

Meet Hanna. Hanna wasn't always hungry – but then Old Spice released its Red Zone Aqua Reef Sweat Defense Solid. Now she’s starving.

"You don't necessarily need a choice of 23 underarm spray deodorants or of 18 different pairs of sneakers when children are hungry in this country." - Sen. Bernie Sanders

May 28 09:56

ISIS TOONS OF THE DAY

New exhibition asked cartoonists to mock ISIS; among the works are cartoons criticizing US and Israel’s ‘help’ in ISIS rise to power.

May 26 10:34

Gag Us with a Spoon: Hillary Selling “Pantsuit” T-Shirts and “Future Voter” Baby Onesies to Finance Campaign

Now everyone can dress just like Hillary… although why any woman would willingly choose to pay to do this to herself is a pitiable mystery, much like that guy who apparently chose to get a Hello Kitty tattoo on his forehead, or actually paying $30 for a kick me sign to put on your own back instead of having cliché junior high bullies do it for you.

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May 24 21:27

Louis C.K. Learns about the Catholic Church

It's Louis C.K., so that should suffice for the content warning!

May 24 19:23

Canadian sword makers left out of Saudi arms deal

A union representing Canadian sword makers is furious after learning that the Harper government was unable to include Canadian-made swords as part of a $15 billion arms deal recently concluded with Saudi Arabia.

Saudi Arabia is one of the few countries where swords are still actively used for lethal purposes and are not just collectors items. The arms deal with a country famous for carrying out beheadings, was seen by many of Canada’s top sword makers as an opportunity to gain entry into that market.

“It’s really a shame,” said Francois Lafarge, president of CUPE 3000, which represents sword makers. “Saudi Arabia has beheaded 85 individuals this year alone. We really feel the government hung us out to dry on this one.”

May 24 12:04

And it's gone

May 23 12:33

ALTERNATIVE SATURDAY CARTOONS: MAY 22, 2015

Here is another round of Saturday Cartoons from Snippits. Enjoy!!! :-)

May 23 09:05

The way Hillary Clinton’s book is displayed at this D.C. bookstore is the funniest thing you’ll see tonight [photo]

May 22 08:54

Jesus Speaks to The Federal Reserve

May 22 07:59

I'm An Asshole

(just like the Jews)
by Deep Space

May 21 09:20

Pam Geller’s Islamification

May 18 07:52

"Ban 'Em All!!" Do-Gooder proposes Ban On All Harley's In Wake Of Motorcycle Gang Shootout

Ladies and Gentlemen, today we wish to reflect on the horrible incident in Waco Texas this last weekend, the murder of nine and the injury of eighteen more. In retrospect we can see a single common denominator of this vicious act of wanton murder. I'm speaking of course of the Harley Davidson motor cycle. Many weapons were used at Waco, but every one of those criminals rode a Harley. The Harley Davidson motorcycle therefore is the problem. If we think back on every single act of motorcycle gang violence in our country for over a century, we see that in every incident the perpetrators rode a Harley Davidson motorcycle. To any thinking person the solution is simple, ban Harley Davidson motorcycles

May 16 14:25

Reply to a Reader’s Complaint about Anti-American Pro-Russian Bias

I recently received a sharp complaint from a reader about an assumed anti-American pro-Russian bias in my writings. The complaint gives a very good opportunity to address questions on the minds of many in the West confused by an extremely biased pro-Washington, anti-Russian bias in mainstream media coverage of Ukraine and Russia as the new demon to be fought.

First, Mr. Schneider, let me say I am an American and I am definitely not anti-American. I love my country and my fellow Americans.

What I do not love is the clique of very rich who—especially over the past three decades since the time of Reagan and Bush Senior—have step-by-step subverted the American Constitution and its guarantees of citizen rights, have destroyed prudent regulation of the health and safety of American citizens by easing safety rules of the Environmental Protection Agency to benefit companies like DuPont or Monsanto at the expense of the public.

May 16 11:04

ALTERNATIVE SATURDAY CARTOONS: MAY 16, 2015

Here is another round of Saturday Cartoons from Snippits!!! Enjoy!!! :-)

May 16 07:50

5 Reasons to Be Grateful for Monsanto

(Jacob Devaney) We live in a world of contrasting elements and sometimes a direct experience of opposites can help us grow and evolve.

May 14 15:11

NATO Members Drunkenly Sing “We Are the World” (Not Satire)

Have you ever wondered what NATO is up to when they’re not busy overthrowing pesky governments, absorbing post Soviet nations, drone striking terrified villagers, or funding false flag terror plots? I mean, they’re human just like the rest of us right? Surely they need to take a break from their murderous campaigns from time to time. Sometimes they just need to take a step back from it all, put their arms around each other and just sing, you know?

May 14 10:10

batman

May 13 10:37

The Champion Of Anal Probes: The TSA Or The Aliens?

Deep Space's video

May 13 08:43

A to Zion - The Definitive Israeli Lexicon - Gilad Atzmon & Enzo Apicella

May 12 17:41

A to Zion - The Definitive Israeli Lexicon IS OUT!!!

Buy it now before it is banned!!!

May 09 10:34

ALTERNATIVE SATURDAY CARTOONS: MAY 9, 2015

Another round of Alternative Saturday Cartoons from Snippits. Enjoy!!! :-)

May 08 11:23

Russian Tanks in the White House?

Check this out: a group of Russian students have somehow projected footage of the Victory Day parade on the White House. They called their project “polite tanks” and they explained that “if Barack does not want to come to the parade, the parade will come to him”. I love it!

May 07 20:26

Giggles the pig running for mayor of Flint, Michigan

Vote in the Swine and we'll all be fine. Vote Pig!You dig!

FLINT, Mich., May 7 (UPI) -- A Michigan pig named Giggles is "putting the pork back in government" by running for mayor of Flint.

May 07 19:26

Police Responding to Home Invasion Call Shoot Home's Resident

OH! My God! A black guy with a gun. Shoot!

Police who were dispatched to a home invasion in South Carolina shot the resident, who now has "life-threatening" injuries, the Charleston County Sheriff's Office said today.

May 06 19:14

Transniggeraphobe?

How ridiculous our PC distraction culture has become

May 05 12:47

Gilad Atzmon 2015 May Book Tour

From tomorrow I will be visiting many cities all over the US signing a new book I co-wrote with legendary cartoonist Enzo Apicella (A to Zion- The Definitive Israeli Lexicon- out on May 27th). A lot of controversy to follow...Books will be available for purchase ahead of publication at the events.

The first event is, Tomorrow, Wednesday May 6, NYC. An historic dialogue between ultra orthodox Rabbi Yaakov Shapiro and yours truly:

Please spread the message and come and bring your friends

May 04 09:14

Gilad in the USA- May 15th

I will be visiting many cities all over the US in the next 3 weeks signing a new book I co-wrote with Enzo Apicella (A to Zion- The Definitive Israeli Lexicon- out on May 27th). Controversy to follow...Books will be available for purchase ahead of publication at the events.

The first event is on Wednesday i May 6, NYC. An historic dialogue between ultra orthodox Rabbi Yaakov Shapiro and yours truly:

Please spread the message and come and bring your friends

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Gilad sent me an early copy of the book, and without going into details it is very funny! I will be having him back on the show Thursday to discuss it.

May 03 11:43

Flashback: George on George: An Interview With George Carlin

A comprehensive interview with the iconic comedian George Carlin. He recounts his early career from childhood dreams of becoming an actor like Danny Kaye all the way up to his 1960?s transformation into a leading voice of the counterculture and then he details the evolution of his writing and finding his true voice on stage in the 1990?s. For Carlin fans the final ten minutes is remarkably touching as he chokes up discussing plans he was forming to star in a one man Broadway show which never came to be and then reflects over his successful career and how wonderfully fulfilling his life has been.

May 02 20:19

ALTERNATIVE SATURDAY CARTOONS: MAY 2, 2015

Another round of Saturday Cartoons from Snippets. . . Enjoy!!! :-)

May 02 09:05

The Great Big ISIS Movie Extravaganza Part VIII

May 01 08:14

Muslims Strike Back! launch campaign lampooning anti-muslim ads

An “Islamic frittata” campaign lampooning a conservative firebrand’s anti-Muslim posters is set to debut in city subways Tuesday.Documentary filmmakers Negin Farsad and Dean Obeidallah say they will post 144 posters in 140 subway stations thanks to roughly $20,000 raised through crowdfunding. The posters bear messages like: “The ugly truth about Muslims: Muslims have great frittata recipes.”

Apr 29 11:05

HTC One M9 Ad Parodies Anti-Depressant Commercials

Apr 28 08:49

Jon Stewart rips CNN for ignoring Baltimore protests to cover the White House Correspondents’ Dinner

Jon Stewart had some choice words for CNN, which spent Saturday night hovering over the red carpet for the White House Correspondents’ Dinner and talking about Lena Dunham–while only forty miles away, Baltimore was torn apart by violent protests over the death of 25-year-old Freddie Gray.

“Why are we watching this meaningless circle jerk?” Stewart demanded.

Apr 27 19:36

Jello Biafra: Shut Up! Be Happy!

. . . . the comfort you've demanded is now mandatory . . .

Apr 27 10:39

ABC7 TV Eyewitness News reporter asked about the "Dancing Israelis"

When a local KABC TV news crew interviewed me about a local jewelry store crash & grab heist near Los Angeles, I thought I'd have some fun with it. So after their interview I conducted a brief interview of my own, and asked the reporter if he ever heard of another group of bandits who were the only people arrested in New York City on September 11, 2001: The Dancing Israelis!

Apr 27 10:38

POSTERS FOR HILLARY 2016

Over the last few weeks I cranked up photoshop and started going through images of old classic movie posters, having fun modifying them for Hillary's coming campaign. For some reason my ideas were rejected by her campaign staff, so I am posting them here. These are a work in progress. More to come. Feel free to use and have fun with them!

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I received a lot of emails about these so I am bumping them to the top.

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Apr 26 14:40

Hillary's Banned Words

Apr 25 16:54

ALTERNATIVE SATURDAY CARTOONS: APRIL 25, 2015

Here is another round of Saturday cartoons from Snippits!!

Enjoy!!! :-)

Apr 22 09:45

Honest Political Ads - Gil Fulbright for Senate

Apr 22 07:36

Hillary: The President America Deserves

“It’s time” for Hillary, and who can disagree? It doesn’t matter that no one who isn’t being paid to say it sincerely believes she can lead the country. She is precisely what the American system is designed to produce.

Mencken said of American government:

“All the odds are on the man who is, intrinsically, the most devious and mediocre—the man who can most adeptly disperse the notion that his mind is a virtual vacuum. The Presidency tends, year by year, to go to such men. As democracy is perfected, the office represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. We move toward a lofty ideal. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”

Apr 21 13:19

And it's gone

Apr 21 08:44

Parody: What Food Ads Would Really Say (If They Were Honest)

You've seen the industry-sponsored propaganda about how wonderful the ingredients they put in your food. But what would the ads say if they really told you what went into your groceries?

Apr 18 12:45

Paedophiles busy practising dementia symptoms

MP for Wirral West, Simon Williams, who is one of those accused said, “My memory has become very selective, unfortunately.”

“The carers will assist me to wash and dress and point me in the direction of parliament, yet I am still able to fill in my expense forms entirely unaided.”

“It’s probably time for me to go into a care home. I’ve heard the House of Lords is very nice.”

Meanwhile, a Downing Street spokesman confirmed that David Cameron was unable to attend last night’s leaders debate after he was found wandering around Waitrose with a tea cosy on his head.

Apr 17 07:55

An Unnecessary (One Hopes) Defense Of Wikipedia's Honour

Probably NSFW somehow. Backstory links at source.

To everyone who thinks there is something scandalous about investing the profit made from a legal business (soft core pornography is legal), and turning that into -- something as wonderful as Wikipedia:

Apr 15 22:35

Michelle Bachmann: Obama's poor relationship with Israel will bring the return of Jesus

Oh! Lord! Sorry.

Former Republican congresswoman Michele Bachmann stated that President Barack Obama’s handling of the Iranian nuclear deal is a symbol of the coming of the end of times and the “imminent” return of Jesus Christ, during a recent radio interview.

Bachmann explained that if Obama and the United States turn their back on Israel, this would bring severe “curses” upon the United States, similar to those seen in the end of days.

Apr 13 17:36

Rowers Attacked By Flying Asian Carp 2015

Published on Apr 10, 2015

Washington University in St. Louis freshman men's crew team gets attacked by giant Asian Carp during a Friday morning practice at Creve Coeur Lake.

See additional videos for "Rowers Strike Back"

Apr 12 09:08

TIMELY TOON ~~ OBAMA’S ‘OK CORRAL’

OK For Everyone EXCEPT Israel

Apr 11 10:18

ALTERNATIVE SATURDAY CARTOONS: APRIL 11, 2015

Here is another round of Saturday Cartoons from Snippits!!! Enjoy!!! :)

Apr 09 09:19

Avoid Becoming a Patsy like Dzhokar Tsarnaev

by Henry Makow, Ph.D.

Modern life presents some unique challenges. STD's. Student loans. Gender bending etc. None is greater than the danger of becoming a patsy. This short article shows you how to avoid becoming the target of a massive, televised manhunt, and being vilified and butchered in the process.

Apr 08 10:40

JON STEWART EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN EASTER AND PASSOVER

Stewart urged his fellow Jews to “take it up a notch” when it comes to youth marketing. After all, it’s not like the story of Passover is totally uncool. “Moses parting the Red Sea? How have we not turned that into an amusement park?” he wondered.

Most critically, Passover could really use a make-believe character to rival the Easter Bunny. To that end, Stewart proposed “Passover Pete, the guitar-playing, pizza-eating lion.”

Apr 08 08:34

Dilbert Explains Economics And Economists!

All of that said this Dilbert cartoon attempts to clarify the field of economics and let me preface it first it by saying that in no way is it meant as a knock on economists (okay maybe just a little).

Apr 07 15:23

Faithful dog lies down with companions as they’re arrested

A drug raid in the Brazilian state of Santa Catarina turned up some drugs, guns and one faithful dog. The photo, which has since gone viral in Brazil, shows the suspects – and apparently their companion as well – surrendering to authorities during the raid.

Apr 06 08:48

Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: Government Surveillance (HBO)

Apr 05 08:42

TIMELY TOON ~~ THE SECRET ORIGIN OF THE EASTER BUNNY

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Looks vaguely familiar!

Apr 04 10:45

ALTERNATIVE SATURDAY CARTOONS: APRIL 4, 2015

Another round of Saturday cartoons from Snippits!!! Enjoy!!!

Apr 03 22:26

Man, 28, arrested over 'cake slice attack'

Those Scots! They can turn a cake slice into an improvised weapon.

A YOUNG man was arrested after allegedly assaulting another man with a CAKE SLICE.

Apr 02 09:44

TODAY’S TOON ~~ #JeSuisPresidentObama

How the extreme Israeli right sees the US President

Apr 01 08:04

Russian strategist suggests nuking Yellowstone

The best way for Russia to solve its problem with America would be to trigger a nuclear weapon at Yellowstone National Park and hope it would set off a supervolcano, destroying the continent, according to the chief of a Russian think tank.

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I assume this is an April Fool's joke!

Mar 31 11:30

Questionable tweets by new 'Daily Show' host Noah draw fire

A day after Trevor Noah was declared the new host of "The Daily Show," complete with the blessing of the exiting Jon Stewart, graphic tweets targeting women, Jews and Middle America are causing a social media backlash.

By Tuesday, Trevor Noah was a trending topic on Twitter as he drew fire for jokes described as tasteless, hateful — and unfunny. Roseanne Barr was among those calling out the 31-year-old South African comic, who has an international following and two million Twitter followers.

"U should cease sexist & anti semitic 'humor' about jewish women & Israel," she tweeted late Monday.

Mar 30 10:33

The Americans With No Abilities Act of 2015 – [PARODY]

While this is just a joke, based on what we’ve seen come out of Washington D.C. the past few years it’s not all that far fetched:

Mar 30 10:21

Panhandler Party

Mar 30 09:25

Jon Stewart Mocks US Joining Up With Iran: We're 'Punching Ourselves In The D*ck'

Mar 30 07:24

CERN scientists discover elusive "Obama particle" which destroys economies on contact (satire)

In a stunning breakthrough that's sure to result in dozens of Nobel Prizes being awarded to somebody, scientists at the CERN Large Hadron Collider have discovered the elusive "Obama particle" by slamming the U.S. economy into a brick wall at 99.999% of the speed of a derivatives flash crash.

The collision produced an elaborate pattern of joblessness and wealth destruction which was captured and mapped by CERN scientists to create a statistical detection model that pinpointed the elusive Obama particle's role in destroying everything it touches.

"We believe this Obama particle may be the fundamental destructive force behind anti-matter and dark matter all at once," said one scientist who asked not to be named. "It seems to be capable of destroying everything it encounters."

Mar 28 08:03

The Last Ever Top Gear

Mar 27 07:55

Tom Lehrer - So Long, Mom (A Song for World War III)

Mar 24 09:59

TODAY’S TOON ~~ NETANYAHU’S MESSAGE TO OBAMA

‘You wanna reopen the ‘Peace Process’? Just send 30 BILLION DOLLAR$ in unmarked bills in a brown paper bag …

My address remains the same.’

Mar 24 07:31

Parody: Ted Cruz for President 2016!!!

Okay, this video we made is total parody just like our sham presidential elections are every four years.

“If you want more of the same… I’m Ted Cruz.”

Senator Ted Cruz has officially announced his campaign for president… oooh, gosh diddly, are you excited at all the cheesy electioneering to come?

We decided to make our own Ted Cruz presidential bid video because the one he produced is literally vomit and/or cringe-inducing. Who is buying that ridiculous tripe? Did he actually go get the “In a world” movie trailer guy to do the voice at the end?

Mar 24 06:22

Ted Cruz for President 2016!!! - PARODY

Mar 23 08:22

Media Lies: Rinse and Repeat OFTEN

featuring Alex Jones, Sandy Hook Gene Rosen + more

Mar 20 11:44

VIDEO: The Daily Show With Jon Stewart On Netanyahu Win

Jon Stewart is warning Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu that he might be facing a lawsuit... over stealing our election strategies.

Mar 20 10:30

FIRST DAY OF SPRING! - Tom Lehrer - Poisoning Pigeons In The Park

Mar 19 13:12

Magic Obama Logic: Mandatory Voting = Good, Mandatory Voter IDs = Bad and Racist

It’s being reported that Obama recently went on record that he believes the U.S. should have mandatory voting. An interesting stance, wouldn’t you say, considering he’s staunchly against mandatory voter ID laws.

In fact, his latest pick for Attorney General to replace Eric Holder went on the record that mandatory voter ID laws are all fueled by, what else? Racism.

So…mandatory voter laws = good, but mandatory voter ID = bad and racist? How exactly does that work again?

Mar 19 10:09

Awkward: CBS Talking Head Accuses Radio Host Of Being White And Co-Opting Black Culture: “I’m Actually Black”

Ouch. This is actually kinda hard to watch... unless you find it easy to watch video of someone getting their butt handed to them.

Mar 19 10:04

Propaganda Alert: NYT Tries to Make Jeb Bush Look Cool with Puff Piece About Him Meeting Rapper Ludacris

This is not the first time NYT got caught bending over for Jeb Bush and Co. Back in October the outlet wrote the fawning Bush piece, “The Bushes, Led by W., Rally to Make Jeb ‘45’” and, oddly, did not allow comments so no one could rank or comment on the story whatsoever.

Then again, propaganda is one thing, but when it becomes this painfully obvious, it just hurts.

Mar 19 07:12

Andy Griffith Vs. the Partiot Act

Sheriff Andy teaching Opie about the 4th amendment and the due process of law after Opie eavesdrops on a private conversation.

Andy Samuel Griffith was an American actor,

Mar 17 22:47

RIP Internet Explorer (1995-2015). We Knew Ye All Too Well

Microsoft Internet Explorer, a browser familiar to many and loved by few, passed away today after a long illness. It was 19 years old.

Bowing to the inevitable, Microsoft admitted today that it had decided to remove IE from life support. (IE will, however, continue to receive tech support through at least 2016.) IE is survived by Windows, Office, and the Microsoft Mouse.

Mar 17 15:25

Putin May Be Back, But These #WhereIsPutin Tweets Are Still Hilarious

I can’t decide which one is my favorite, the rainbow unicorn or the militarized hummingbird?

Mar 17 11:37

Commission Receives Complaints About Human Rights Situation In The US, Venezuela And Ecuador

Migrant agricultural workers in a field of California.
The Inter-American Commission on Human Rights (IACHR) held on Tuesday the second day of the 154 session and receive reports, among others, on the situation of the right to freedom of expression in Ecuador, forced migration and persecution of community advocates LGBTI in Central America, and the situation of economic, social and cultural rights in Venezuela.

Also receive reports on Chile, Peru, Paraguay and Haiti. The period ends on 20 March. On Monday, the Commission received complaints about the “serious impact” on human rights in the draft canal in Nicaragua, lack of guarantees during trials in military courts Guantanamo Bay (Cuba) and job discrimination against immigrant’s undocumented immigrants in the United States.

http://whatisusa.info/commission-receives-complaints-about-human-right...

Mar 17 10:03

BACK TO THE UPCOMING US ELECTION ~~ IN COMICS

Now that the Israeli Election is finally taking place today, here’s a look at the US Election Campaign …

Mar 16 15:05

IN COMICS ~~ THE ISRAELI ELECTION CAMPAIGN

Mar 16 07:07

Poroshenko's Anti-Crisis Plan Leaked

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Translation: The Presidential Administration of Ukraine

Anti-Crisis Plan:

1. Take out a loan.
2. Take out a loan.
3. Take out a loan.
4. Take out a loan.
5. F*** up everything.
6. Buy a ticket to London.

Signed: Poroshenko, President of Ukraine

Mar 15 15:04

Boston Marathon Bombing Hoax Trial Of Dzhokhar Tsarnaev

Barf News From Mainstream Media: Boston Marathon Bombing Hoax Trial Of Dzhokhar Tsarnaev
Pop your popcorn and grab your favorite beverage. Inform yourself via Yahoo.com Tabloid News about the fake Boston Marathon Bombing Trial of Dzhokhar Tsarnaev. Admire the crisis actor artist sketches of the trial. No need to view any trial video, as past video footage of the hoax bombing was all you needed to evoke your Hollywood movie emotions.

Stay tuned to mainstream media tabloid-type news. Rely on Yahoo entertainment news to echo the snake belly lies of crisis actor “testimony.” And, be reminded that this “live coverage” highlights crisis actor (people) sketches and a contrived news script that is second to none.

Mar 14 10:52

SNIPPITS AND SNAPPITS - Alternative Saturday Cartoons March 14, 2015

Here is another round of Saturday cartoons from Snippits. Enjoy!!!

Mar 14 10:32

Congress's Approval Rating No Longer Detectable by Current Technology

After a challenging week for the legislative body, the approval rating of the United States Congress has shrunk to a point where it is no longer detectable by the technology currently available, a leading pollster said on Friday.

Mar 14 08:27

Netanyahu Assures Critics He Still Has Utmost Respect For U.S. Money

In a concerted effort to ease growing tensions between the two nations, Israeli prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu assured his critics Monday that he still has the utmost respect for U.S. money. “Relations between our two countries have at times been strained, but I promise you all that the entire Israeli government, myself included, still holds a high opinion of the United States’ cash,” said Netanyahu, emphasizing that his speech to Congress was not intended to show any disrespect for American funding whatsoever.

Mar 14 06:23

redacted tonight - homeless bill of rights

why racoons have more rights than homeless people
why it is illegal to ask for a handout while the government showers tax money on corporations and the military-industrial-espionage-prison state

Mar 13 20:25

Hilarious Video: Anti-Gun Group Epically Fails At Mocking Second Amendment

An anti-gun group released a video yesterday mocking the Second Amendment, but the video is so bad, it’s hilarious to watch.

Mar 13 08:56

DC Matic: The Hillary-Approved Email Server!

Mar 12 08:50

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Under Miner

Mar 12 05:59

Obama’s OFA FAIL: ‘85% of 8th Graders Believe in Man-Made Climate Change, Too Bad Only Half the Senate Agrees’

So… eighth graders are now the scientific standard for policy decision making in this country? Gotta love these responses, too.

Mar 12 04:22

Air Force Launches ‘Virtual Work’ Mobile App

“Call me old-fashioned, but I used to live for the days when we’d gather around the espresso machine after breakfast and start making plans for lunch. Now I actually have to repeatedly click on mission buttons called ‘Send Email’ and ‘Present PowerPoint.’”

Mar 10 13:53

You had one job!!

ONE OF MY FAV TWITTER FEEDS

Mar 10 09:35

Harvard University Sent Out A Rejection Letter That Is Pure Gold

Harvard gets many applications every year. Everyone wants to attend their school but few get selected. The person who submitted this application thought he had it in the bag, but Harvard shut him down with authority.

Mar 09 14:25

Daylight Saving Time - How Is This Still A Thing?

Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: (HBO)

Mar 09 09:29

Benjamin Netanyahu - Stand! Down! Iran (Noy Alooshe Remix)

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BUMP TO THE TOP

Mar 09 06:37

President's Enemy List

HUMOR

Mar 08 12:45

Frank Zappa > I AM THE SLIME

> Saturday Night Live 1975
I am gross and perverted
I'm obsessed 'n deranged
I have existed for years
But very little has changed
I'm the tool of the Government
And industry too
For I am destined to rule
And regulate you

Mar 07 15:40

Scary! Putin doesn't just ride horses bare chested......

He is now known to have hitched a bare chested ride on a wild weasel-pecker too.

https://twitter.com/MoscowTimes/status/572725096370065408/photo/1

No wonder NATO generals lay awake at night scared shitless thinking of what this man might try next.

Mar 07 09:27

Hitler vs Hillary

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