Brit Dee, Contributor
Activist Post
Union flags are fluttering, bunting is being hoisted, and excitement is mounting amongst the fawning peasants of Great Britain, as the country prepares for The Queen's Diamond Jubilee.
Whilst the serfs must wait 75 years to celebrate a Diamond Jubilee, godlike monarchs enjoy the momentous day fifteen years earlier; and so, on June 2nd, millions of Her Majesty's faithful subjects will celebrate sixty years of Queen Elizabeth's rule.
Don't mention the fact that our country is sinking under the weight of colossal debts racked up by a corrupt political and financial elite.
Keep quiet about the shameful succession of illegal and immoral wars fought by Liz's British armed forces, which have killed and injured untold numbers of people. Shhh! Don't dare to express the idea that we are all born equal. It's simply the talk of a gibbering lunatic.
We, the slaves of Britain, will not have our nice day spoiled!...