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TSA Recruiting Pedophiles, Sex Offenders, Priests on Craigslist

(WITH THANKS TO MIKE FOR HIS TIRELESS QUEST FOR TRUTH AND APPRECIATION OF HUMOR)

Pedophiles, Sex Offenders, Freelance Thugs, and Defrocked Priests Flock to New Jobs

By Joe Bodolai (c) 2010, All rights reserved

The Transportation Sexual Assault board is now recruiting on Craigslist for new gropers, squeezers, laptop droppers, and mouth-breathing power trippers as the busy holiday travel season approaches. Next week’s Thanksgiving weekend is traditionally the busiest travel time of the year, with the popular Major Religion Shopping Season to follow immediately afterward. “Cheerleaders claiming to be going to games, women in sexy sweaters or three year olds with suspicious stuffed animals may be concealing nuclear titty weapons, nice ass bombs, testicle implant devices, or stuff we haven’t made up yet so we’re going to have to get our hands in deep,” said TSA spokesgroper Cletis Yokelmuster, the agency’s Director of Lingerie, Panties, and Accidental Trouser Stains, explained. “And those fancy laptops they have might be loaded with porn we don’t have so we need to destroy it for their own protection.”

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