An American nuclear submarine making a regular stop in southern Japan does not present a risk, the U.S. Navy said Monday, just days after Japan's government suggested a similar U.S. vessel may have leaked radiation at the same port earlier this year.
"No, it's safe. When we said it was a leaky boat we meant we named it after Dr, Leakey, the anthropologist. Yeah, that's it. WE named it after that guy. Honest!"