Because You'll Believe Anything: Unknown Terrorist Group Claims Responsibility For Marriot Bombing

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"Hello. We did the bombing. We're, ummm, hang on a sec... No, not that one; they'll never buy that. Ummm. okay, here we are. We are called the ah... Feh.. fee ... fey... Federal ... No... the Fedayeen. The Fedeyeen. Not Federal, Fedeyeen. hee hee hee. No. Private joke. Sorry. Can't share. Umm, Islam. Gotta get Islam in there. We're the Fedayeen-i-Islam. Got that written down? Great. Have a nice day. I mean, death to America."

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