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hat tip: Washington’s Blog
(satire): For those who aren’t addicted as I am to this hit TV show: here are highlights from this week’s episode! Our two favorite Special Agents in the whole world, Dick Strong and Fannie Goode, discuss their new case: a murdered man who believed in conspiracy theories:
Scene 1: Dick and Fannie are in a living room standing over a dead man’s body (both 30-something, incredibly good-looking, confident, and smart). Three cops take pictures and collect evidence. The walls are covered with unorganized conspiracy theory pictures.
Dick: (with disgust) Conspiracy theorist (and here). Judging by the pictures, this guy believed we didn’t go to the moon, Elvis is alive, and aliens.
Fannie: And worse. Stuff like 9/11 was an inside job.
D: So he was a total nut-job.
D: What killed him?
F: Woman’s high-heel shoe through the eye and into his brain. Also used to smash his testicles.