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HUMOR AND SATIRE

May 24 11:09

Holy Taco’s Flowchart to Help You Determine What Religion You Should Follow

Not sure what religion to follow? Holy Taco has created this handy flowchart to help you make up your mind.

May 24 09:03

Lewis Black on Wall Street Bankers

May 24 08:34

FUNNY WISDOM OF OUR BEST FRIENDS

May 22 16:14

Squids and the Inner Light of Being

It was an epochal moment for the military and perhaps for all of society. Screwing up her courage, Air Force First Lieutenant Kara-Ann McBee walked into her commander’s office on the D-Ring of the Pentagon and announced that she was a giant squid.

The commander, Colonel R. Boyd Gittim, was stunned. “Squids have lots of arms. Ten, I think.”
“Yessir, ten. But…you see, sir, I feel their presence. Like ectoplasm or something.”

May 20 09:18

Is Homeland Security’s Royals ‘panty raid’ at Birdies turning into Pantygate?

The raid on Birdies was initiated by feds so local agents could “get their numbers up,” documents newly released to Vice Sports suggestBY ERIC ADLER

eadler@kcstar.com
Talk about a Royal embarrassment.

In October 2014, the actions of two Kansas City agents from the Department of Homeland Security generated critical national headlines as the Royals were making their run to become American League champions. The agents, both with guns on their hips, entered the tiny Birdies lingerie shop in the Crossroads on Oct. 21, 2014, on what quickly was dubbed a federal “panty raid.”

May 20 08:36

Revenge of the Murdochs

Happy Friday! Enjoy a little "Politically Incorrect" humor!

May 19 20:58

Trigger Me Timbers!

May 19 16:52

COMEDY: SNL Skewers Hillary Clinton And Her Secret Email Server

This is good comedy...They did not go easy on Queen Hillary in this skit.

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May 19 11:56

Hillary Graphics

Webmaster's Commentary: 

I keep getting requests about some of the graphics I have created for the various Hillary Clinton scandals, especially requests or the full size versions, so here they are all in one gallery. This is not all of them, but the ones most asked about. Feel free to copy and send around.

May 19 11:34

Oh-My-Gosh I Sang "Where Do I Begin" (Love Story) To My Wife In Our Den & Got A Copyright Claim From A Corporation On YouTube 2 Days Later

This is hilarious, if not a bit absurd. The other day I posted a cute story of a couple we met at Newport Beach, who were getting engaged at that very moment in Corona Del Mar. As the couple kissed they were videotaped by some friends, and I couldn't resist but start singing 'Where Do I Begin,' a classic sappy love song by Andy Williams, also done Johnny Mathis and probably hundreds of other singers. So I post a video of me from our den singing this song to my wife. Next thing I know I get threatening e-mails about copyright infringement! Ha ha! Only in America! The corporation said they will let me keep up the song if I agree to share revenue with them.

May 18 20:31

The Iranian Government Really Believes Kim Kardashian Is a Spy

Kim Kardashian… a spy?
Seriously?

This is someone who took a selfie with Hillary Clinton to endorse her and spelled “president” in “Hillary for President” wrong.

May 18 08:34

MIDWEEK TOON ~~ NETANYAHU’S REACTION TO PARIS PEACE PLAN

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

May 17 06:29

Edgy Renegade Jennifer Lawrence Risks Hollywood Career to Speak Out

Edgy renegade Jennifer Lawrence just risked her entire Hollywood career to speak out on a topic so controversial it's sure to get her blacklisted from the industry and shunned at parties.

You won't believe what she said.

May 17 00:43

Facebook and Dominos Are More Reliable at Finding You than 9-1-1 in an Emergency

We teach little kids from the time that they are very small to dial 9-1-1 for an emergency. The sad part about this (besides possibly having your dog shot for no reason) is that, in an era where the majority of people are using cell phones, 9-1-1 can suffer an accuracy rate of just 10% on being able to correctly locate someone when they desperately need emergency services most.

Read more at TheDailySheeple.com

May 16 12:31

Let The Old Guys Do It!

I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists! They have got the whole thing backwards!

May 15 08:36

COMEDY: Trump Clinton Debate Parody

For Adults Only -- Several Raunchy Jokes

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May 14 19:47

COMEDY: Seth Myers Annihilates Goldman Sachs

Saturday Night Comedy

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May 14 13:32

Anti-Hillary Billboard In North Carolina Is Stroke Of Genius

This is damn funny...

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May 14 12:53

COMEDY: How To Move To Canada If Trump Becomes President

Straight comedy for libtards. This is really funny.

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May 14 11:21

#HandCuffHillary (Ode to Crooked Hillary)

May 13 15:15

Piece of the action

Piece of the Action Star Trek Episode.
The way things are going we wont have any action for Bela to get a piece of.

May 13 10:43

Monty Python's The life of Brian - I want to be a woman

May 12 17:18

cthulhu for america.com

No lives matter!
Embrace the devastation!
Don't vote for the lesser evils when the greatest evil is Cthulhu!

May 10 12:34

COMEDY: SNL Lampoons Hillary Clinton In 'President Barbie'

'President Barbie Clinton' isn't the hit Mattel thought she would be.

May 10 11:08

Cops Charge Scottish Man With Hate Crime for Training His Girlfriend’s Pug to Do a Nazi Salute As a Joke

This really happened.

In what was supposed to be a joke aimed at his girlfriend, a 28-year-old Scottish man trained her pug to do a Nazi salute and has been charged with a hate crime for it after posting the resulting “offensive material” online (aka: improper use of electronic communications under the Communications Act 2003).

May 10 11:04

You Won’t Believe What Bernie Does to Hillary in This Video

It’s surprising this video was even allowed to be put up on YouTube at all, let alone that user cooljunkproductions didn’t get a visit from the Secret Service for it…

May 10 09:15

TOONS FOR A TOOSDAY ~~ THE LATEST SAUDI CRISIS

May 08 12:00

Church Lady Eulogizes Ted Cruz Failed Presidential Run

Saturday Night Live last night dusted off Dana Carvey and his classic Church Lady, with a big assist from former cast member Darrell Hammond, to assess last week’s developments in the presidential race.>>>

May 08 11:22

I'm A Denier

May 08 00:54

Congress Cuts Enlisted Pay To Fund F-35 Stereo System

“We realized that flying just isn’t as cool unless you can listen to Kenny Loggins while shooting down enemy MiGs.”

May 06 08:54

WEEK’S END IN TOONS ~~ SYRIAN CEASE FARCE

May 04 22:33

Comedian Dennis Miller: 'Ivanka For Vice President'

'If Trump Wants The Women's Vote, He Should Pick Ivanka As VP'

In a 3-minute tour de force, Dennis Miller starts on Trump vs. Clinton and ends with a liberal takedown for the ages. Miller riffs and barely stops to breathe.

Hillary, the next President of Mexico, is annihilated. And Ivanka, imagine what she would do to pasty-faced Congress folk during negotiations. They will forget how to speak English. She is a knockout, 6 feet 3 inches in heels, and trained by Trump since she could talk.

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May 04 11:01

The 9 worst predictions about Trump’s rise to the top

Long before Donald Trump descended the grand escalator at Trump Tower to declare his candidacy for the Republican presidential nomination last June, conservative pundits and non-partisan clairvoyants alike had laughed off the possibility of the real-estate mogul turned reality TV star ascending to the party's pinnacle, joining the ranks of Ronald Reagan, Dwight D. Eisenhower, Theodore Roosevelt and Abraham Lincoln. (And, to be fair, Mitt Romney, Alf Landon and John C. Frémont.) And for months, as Trump gained droves of followers and delegates, their laughter continued. They're not laughing Wednesday.

May 03 16:53

Caption Obvious rides Trump - move to Canada theme

We’ve all heard the election-year promises and threats before from celebrities, saying they’ll move to Canada or some other foreign nation if the candidate they don’t like becomes president of the United States.

Now, Hotels.com is looking to cash in on that theme.

It is employing its Captain Obvious mascot to coax people into traveling to Canada before transplanting their lives there.

Hillary for prosecution, not president! Join the sizzling campaign to put Mrs. Clinton where she really belongs

On Twitter Tuesday, Captain Obvious posted a message saying, “Is Canada starting to sound like a good option? Why not make a trip North before November? Be a tourist before becoming a resident.”

Read more at http://www.wnd.com/2016/05/capt-obvious-rides-trump-move-to-canada-the...

May 03 10:29

Comedian Bill Burr: 'Hillary Clinton Is A Lying Sack Of Shit'

New from Bill Burr. This is great stuff.

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May 02 12:44

Heidi Cruz responds to people who call her husband the Zodiac Killer

Heidi spent Monday morning traveling across Indiana in support of her husband’s presidential campaign. At a cafe in Carmel, Yahoo News asked for her reaction to a series of jokes that Comedy Central host Larry Wilmore made at the White House Correspondents’ dinner on Saturday night, where he repeatedly called her husband “the Zodiac Killer.”

“Well, I’ve been married to him for 15 years, and I know pretty well who he is, so it doesn’t bother me at all. There’s a lot of garbage out there,” Heidi said.

There is a popular Internet meme where people have asked whether Ted Cruz is the infamous Zodiac Killer, who was responsible for a string of unsolved murders and taunting letters to law enforcement in California during the late 1960s and early ’70s.>>>

(* http://esq.h-cdn.co/assets/16/07/980x490/landscape-1455915773-cruz-zod... )

May 02 09:38

The POTUS roasts the GOP in an unforgiving comedy presentation

President Barack Obama, A.K.A. Barry, gave a rather comedic appearance at Nerd Prom Saturday night, roasting virtually the entire top tier of the GOP.

May 01 13:50

HERE ARE THE FUNNIEST JOKES FROM LAST NIGHT'S WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENTS DINNER

This includes the clip of Obama busting on Hillary for her Goldman Sachs speeches, in case you haven't seen it yet.

Obama is a better comedian than he is President. He's actually pretty funny.

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Apr 30 15:18

SATURDAY NIGHT COMEDY: Triumph The Insult Comic Dog Takes On Hillary Clinton's Cankles

Triumph went to the Democratic debate to question the candidates. Here he asks DNC Chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz whether she rigged the schedule to favor the coronation of Hillary. The lesson learned here: don't ever try to outjoke a comedian.

This is seriously funny work. I can't give away any of the jokes.

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Apr 30 05:38

ALTERNATIVE SATURDAY CARTOONS: APRIL 30, 2016

Here is another round of Saturday cartoons from Snippits. Enjoy!!!

Apr 28 20:38

Satanists are furious that Boehner compared Ted Cruz to the Dark Lord

On Wednesday night, former House Speaker John Boehner bluntly called GOP candidate Ted Cruz “Lucifer in the flesh.”

When asked for his opinion about the Texas senator, Boehner said, “I have Democrat friends and Republican friends. I get along with almost everyone, but I have never worked with a more miserable son of a bitch in my life.”

It turns out that the Satanic Temple agrees with Boehner’s sentiments — but they said there’s no way Cruz is the living incarnate of Satan.

Apr 28 15:29

Dear Doctor: How to Avoid Blame for Causing Autism

By Jon Rappoport

As the truth about horrendous vaccine-damage to babies emerges and spreads, doctors need advice on how to avoid blame. So this article is offered as a public service to the medical profession.

Dear Doctor, your best defense is: “I’m practicing proper medicine.” Always remember that. Don’t wobble. Don’t explain. Just keep saying it. It works. After all, you have decades of propaganda behind you. Make those lies operate for you. Stand on them. It’s your best strategy.

In your heart of hearts, you know you’re damaging the brains and nervous systems of many babies. But don’t give in. Just keep vaccinating them. Just keep the basic mantra going: “I’m practicing proper medicine.” Under no circumstances should you let conscience be your guide. That would put you in a world of trouble...

Apr 28 10:05

This is What a Social Justice Warrior Looks Like

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, the NEW face of feminism and social justice.....

Apr 27 14:56

“Time Traveler”: Unearthed 1500 Year Old Mummy Wearing… Adidas?

Ancient and odd: a mummified woman found in Mongolia appears to be wearing modern footwear.

Read more at SHTFplan.com

Apr 27 14:02

VIDEO : Social Justice Warriors Get Owned (Let's face it, they had it coming)

After interrupting a conservative panel discussion at the University of Massachusetts, a group of leftist protestors got a verbal bashing they aren’t likely to forget anytime soon.

Apr 27 11:48

NYC Book Launch, Wednesday April 27th TONIGHT!!!!!!

GILAD ATZMON / ENZO APICELLA - A to Zion - The Definitive Israeli Lexicon
Wednesday April 27th, 2016 - 6 - 9 pm

Enzo Apicella and Gilad Atzmon, invite you to the NYC launch of their book.

INFINITO STUDIO- GALLERY

79 Leonard Street, New York, NY 10013

http://www.infinitonyc.com/#!blank/lvedy

Join us for a an evening of literature, cartoons and live music!

World famous cartoonist Enzo Apicella and Jazz star Gilad Atzmon have given birth to a new truth-telling satirical book. This book is funny, brutal, ludicrous and occasionally sad.

Buy it today before it is banned!

Apr 25 19:26

Now This Is EXACTLY How Trump Should Speak To Reporters

PROFANITY WARNING

This is some funny shit.

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Apr 25 13:45

A to Zion - The Definitive Israeli Lexicon

INFINITO STUDIO- GALLERY

April 27th, 2016 - 6-9 pm

Join us for a an evening of literature, cartoons and live music!

World famous cartoonist Enzo Apicella and Jazz star Gilad Atzmon have given birth to a new truth-telling satirical book. This book is funny, brutal, ludicrous and occasionally sad.

Buy it today before it is banned!

A to Zion - The definitive Israeli Lexicon is a fictitious alphabetic satirical lexicon. A is for Anti-Semites and for Arabs, B is for BBC and Britain, and so on for the entire alphabet. This book is for everyone.

It contains important and eye-opening definitions like:
Bar Mitzvah – the moment when the male Jew accepts that his foreskin is not going to grow back
Canaan – the land of milking money
Catch 22 – free ham
Jewish mother – Just like a Jewish father but with balls
Water – is vital for all known forms of life except Palestinians

Webmaster's Commentary: 

Gilad's book is very funny. Please try to get to the opening if you are in New York, and buy his book to support his peace activism.

Apr 25 12:27

Dr. James Sears Denies the Holocaust and Praises Hitler on Canadian TV

An Ottawa human rights lawyer has filed a human rights violation over the delivery of Dr. James Sears’ “racist and “anti-Semitic” newspaper. James responds to the allegations.

Apr 23 06:52

ALTERNATIVE SATURDAY CARTOONS: APRIL 23, 2016

Here is another round of Saturday cartoons from Snippits. Enjoy!!! :-)

Apr 22 12:46

The Truth about reptilians by George Carlin

Apr 20 17:16

COMEDY CENTRAL: Harriet Tubman Leads An Army Of Bad Bitches

COMEDY CENTRAL DRUNK HISTORY

This is damn funny.

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Apr 20 09:15

Goldman Sachs Fined: A Closer Look

Apr 20 08:39

WATCH: Bulldozers Battle It Out On The Streets Of China

There really is only one conclusion that can be drawn from the incident: We need common sense Bulldozer Control Laws.

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Apr 19 12:46

LATE SHOW COMEDY: Seth Myers Annihilates Goldman Sachs

THE NON-PUNISHMENT OF GOLDMAN SACHS

This is really good.

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Apr 19 10:54

BREAKING! Illegal immigrants working on plan to get past Donald Trump's wall!

Apr 19 09:56

Breaking News: This Is Where Donald Trump Grows His Hair (4 pics )

If you ever wondered where Donald Trump grows his hair, these secret photos reveal this crucial information. His hair has been located in one of the northernmost cities in the world, namely in Tromsø, Norway.

Apr 18 14:53

Pam Geller’s Islamification

beware - algebra, algorithms, astronomy, surgery, soap, shampoo, bathing, coffee, and other Islamic threats! :-)

Apr 18 09:17

MONDAY’S TOONS ~~ #ImpeachmentDay IN BRAZIL

Apr 17 11:05

Hillary Clinton Explained in One Picture - America is Waking Up

#democraticwhore is trending on Twitter. Nuff said

Apr 17 10:25

Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Holds First Official Marriage

Legally recognized as a religious organization in New Zealand, the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster cooked up its first official wedding this weekend. Marriage is the latest step members of this untraditional spiritual group have taken to be recognized as belonging to a legitimate, religious entity.

Toby Ricketts and Marianna Young of New Zealand got married this weekend, and they owe eternal happiness to a divine mass of noodles in the sky.

Apr 17 08:59

Latest Ben Garrison Cartoon?

Webmaster's Commentary: 

Some great cartoons you will never see in the establishment media!

Apr 15 22:55

TONIGHT SHOW: Watch Trump's Phone Call With Ted Cruz

CRUZ IS CRINGEWORTHY

Ted Cruz is a comedic imbecile playing himself.

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Apr 15 12:00

Scene from Me Myself and Irene

Webmaster's Commentary: 

Warning - profanity.

And yes, he WAS murdered! :)

Apr 15 10:06

FRIDAY’S TOON ~~ ISRAELI ARMS SALES DURING RWANDAN GENOCIDE TO REMAIN SEALED

Supreme Court denies attorney’s petition to reveal defense exports to the African country, citing risk to national security, foreign relations

Apr 14 22:54

Paul Ryan: Totally Not Running

yeah, sure the pilgrimage to Israel and blessings from the bankster godfathers mean nothing

Apr 13 12:56

The Time Ted Cruz Defended a Ban on Dildos

Cruz, who was already thinking about running for elected office, missed out on the chance to gain national attention as an advocate for the just-say-no-to-vibrators cause. Imagine how his political career might have been affected had Cruz become the public face for the anti-dildos movement.

Apr 12 09:06

TOOSDAY’S TOONS ~~ THE MERCHANT OF CAIRO

Apr 12 07:00

Just Flasking Ridiculous!

By Jack Perry
April 12, 2016
Hey, did you know in Texas, it’s illegal to possess an Erlenmeyer flask without a permit from the government? What’s an Erlenmeyer flask? It’s that glass conical-bottom, narrow-necked flask you see in all the science labs. Remember high school science class? So why is a piece of science lab equipment illegal without das paperwerken from das government? Because it’s allegedly used to manufacture illegal drugs. Well, gosh, so are a lot of things! But this is a thing I have mentioned before here and now would like to expand on: Local government is often the most tyrannical because they can pass laws faster than the federal government can spend a billion dollars.
Webmaster addition: I use an Erlenmeyer flask to make nano-silver!

Apr 11 16:03

Thank You. Love, ISIS

a love letter from ISIS

Apr 11 16:00

#Pray for [blank]

simplify your search for appropriate levels of concern for the next false-flag event

Apr 11 15:56

Hiding, Secret and Shell

an ad for the 1% to hide their ill-gotten gains :-D

Apr 11 15:05

Prime Minister David Cameron for sale on eBay!

Condition:For parts or not working

Apr 11 09:20

SNL Cold Open: Hillary Clinton Addresses Her Losing Streak

Saturday Night Live goes after Hillary.

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Apr 11 08:31

Punxsutawney Phil Found Dead

Phil has been under increasing scrutiny ever since his February 2, 2016 prediction of an early spring. The weather has showed no signs of an early spring, in fact most of the northern US is currently in the midst of snow flurries.

Webmaster addition: I don't see any blood on the gun or Phil's paws, so I am suspicious! :)

Apr 10 09:39

Comedian Bill Burr On The Election: 'I Call BULLSHIT, No One Is Leaving The Country If Trump Wins'

"Where are they gonna go? Every other country is careful about who they let in."

This is outstanding.

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Apr 10 09:13

START THE WEEK WITH A NEW TOON ~~ THE ISLAMOPHOBIC COURTROOM

Apr 09 09:19

US Homeland Security CSI: Agents Dick Strong & Fannie Goode bring a 9/11 conspiracy theorist-pedophile to justice!

*hyperlinks live at source*

hat tip: Washington’s Blog

(satire): For those who aren’t addicted as I am to this hit TV show: here are highlights from this week’s episode! Our two favorite Special Agents in the whole world, Dick Strong and Fannie Goode, discuss their new case: a murdered man who believed in conspiracy theories:

Scene 1: Dick and Fannie are in a living room standing over a dead man’s body (both 30-something, incredibly good-looking, confident, and smart). Three cops take pictures and collect evidence. The walls are covered with unorganized conspiracy theory pictures.

Dick: (with disgust) Conspiracy theorist (and here). Judging by the pictures, this guy believed we didn’t go to the moon, Elvis is alive, and aliens.

Fannie: And worse. Stuff like 9/11 was an inside job.

D: So he was a total nut-job.

F: Yup.

D: What killed him?

F: Woman’s high-heel shoe through the eye and into his brain. Also used to smash his testicles.

Apr 09 07:36

Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: Congressional Fundraising

Apr 09 07:28

Hillary Clinton Dodges Truth Serum

Apr 08 10:08

#PanamaPapers ~~ SNOWDEN CALLS ON CAMERON TO RESIGN

Apr 08 09:44

Federal Prison Blues

Apr 07 08:36

#PanamaPapers ~~ TOON OF THE DAY — AIRING THE LAUNDRY

Apr 06 13:01

"KKK Member With Whip" Panics College Over Racist Assault... Oh, Wait. It's a Priest With Beads

Why PC will destroy the world: These confused young adults are so fearful that they are hallucinating attacks of “hate speech” and hurt feelings.

"a person saw white robes and what looked to them like a weapon, got scared (rightfully so), warned people, warned staff, which in turn caused me to warn my residents because I need to look out for my residents, which in turn made it spread.

“Then my residents, terrified, come running to me, saying yeah the report must be true, they saw him and couldn‘t believe there was a klansmember with a whip. And I see this picture. It’s a priest. With a rosary.

Read more at SHTFplan.com

Apr 04 13:37

8 Reasons 9/11 Could NOT Have Been an Inside Job (Obvious satire is obvious)

We hope that the above-described essay disproves – once and for all – all of the crazy theories going around the Intertubes, and that everyone will shut up once and for all about 9/11.

Apr 04 09:13

7 Reasons 9/11 Could NOT Have Been An Inside Job

Below, we’ll show that 9/11 could NOT have been an inside job …

Apr 01 09:19

DARPA Unveils Game-Changing High-Tech Weapon

Apr 01 08:58

Hillary and Bill Clinton- Twerk Fest- rapping

Apr 01 08:54

Ted Nugent Just Made A SHOCKING Announcement – Endorses THIS CANDIDATE!

He’s tired of the hotly-contested Republican presidential primary, and is ready to jump ship. That’s why he’s officially supporting Hillary Clinton for President. Nugent has announced he has “seen the light” and his endorsement is going viral!

She’s right, there is no reason for anyone to earn their own way, the government’s #1 job is to redistribute the earnings of the cheaters who startup all those evil corporations & earn their own way. She’s correct when she reaches out to the world by opening our US borders to the needy & downtrodden to come here and get their fair share & enrich our lives with their wonderful cultural diversity. She will carryon the legacy of the great Barak Obama when he raises awareness that global warming is the real threat to our security & that ISL is the religion of peace. Go Hillary!

Webmaster's Commentary: 

Yes, it's an April Fool's joke!

Mar 28 11:14

CONGRESSMEN'S WAREHOUSE

Mar 26 10:40

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog Stalks Ted Cruz • Triumph on Hulu

Mar 25 06:29

It Cometh from the Pit:And Hath a Knout

Once upon a time there was a fairy kingdom that lived inside a place called The Beltway, and was surrounded on all four sides by a land called America. The Beltway was aligned with another kingdom called Manhattan, inhabited by disembodied heads that spoke from the walls of bars, and with with yet another closed kingdom called Hollywood, the abode of half-educated narcissists.

Mar 23 11:23

Humor - U.S. Justice Department Prosecutors Laugh Off the FBI’s Clinton Email Probe

Webmaster addition: Dear FBI (I know you are reading this website). You should read this article, because like all good satire it contains a lot of truth. If Hillary is not indicted and becomes President, she is going to take revenge on the FBI for daring to investigate her spying and scrape it out like a Halloween jack-o-lantern! That means your careers are toast ... unless by November Hillary is toast. You need to get the information on her crimes out to the public so that it will be obvious the White House is obstructing justice, itself an impeachable offence, forcing Obama and Lynch to do their jobs properly. Otherwise, you better start polishing your resumes right now, and in this economy, good luck finding another job as well-paid and cushy as what you have now.

Think about your families. Think about your mortgage payments. Think about your car payments. Think about your future.

Then think about how Bill Clinton "cleaned house" when he became President.

Mar 23 10:18

Donald Trump: Move the Palestinians to Puerto Rico

I'm in a silly mood today! Yes this is Satire!

NEW YORK – Billionaire Republican presidential contender Donald Trump has unveiled a controversial peace proposal for the strife-torn holy land: give the U.S. island territory of Puerto Rico to the Palestinians as compensation for surrendering to Israel.

According to the so-called “Trump Solution,” rolled out by the outspoken business magnate at a Manhattan press conference, the U.S. would fund the relocation of all four or so million Palestinians......

Mar 23 10:08

UNBROKEN TRADITIONS IN GOVERNMENT HIRING

Once upon a time there was a king who? wanted to go fishing.

Mar 22 10:04

ELECTION YEAR ONE LINERS

Mar 22 10:03

EVER WONDER WHY THEY SAY ‘YANKEE GO HOME’?

Mar 18 16:29

Let’s Be Honest, Most of Us Simply Can’t Stand Ted Cruz

Even if you agree with some of what Ted Cruz has to say, let’s be honest… can you really stand him? Could you stand to listen to him lead America into more Middle Eastern wars like he has vowed to do for four or possibly even eight years? Not even as a president but as a person… Be honest now (and no, this has nothing to do with his Bush past and ties, his Goldman Sachs CFR North American Union-endorsing wife, his crazy pastor dad, or that booger he ate).
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Mar 18 10:29

FRIDAY’S TOONS ~~ WIKILEAKS ARCHIVES HELLARY’S EMAILS

Mar 17 10:54

Now Germans DEMAND we leave the EU: 'We've never even liked the British'

In the sketch the ‘comedians’ throw further jibes at the Royal family, blast Britain’s so-called “special treatment" from the EU and mock the UK for being too tough on migrants.

The shocking video, which has gone viral, then sees them rejoice at Britain’s proposed Brexit and dub the UK the “Planet of the Island Apes” - much to the roaring delight of the baying studio audience.

Presenter Oliver Welke starts off by blasting Britain’s "special treatment" in the union. He said: “The British! For centuries they pick the cherries. They pay less fees. They are allowed to have real money instead of Euros.

“One special treatment after another.”

He continues by saying "we never liked you" before adding: “Why do we wait till 2016? Can’t we get rid of the English now?”

Mar 14 15:11

Burglars for Gun Control! This Hilarious Parody Illustrates How Ridiculous Gun Control Is

This is hilarious. What better way to illustrate how illogical gun control is.
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Mar 13 16:31

Trump and Hitler: A Detailed Comparison (Obvious satire is obvious)

This is a satire on anti-Trump hysteria. You do not have to like Donald Trump to see the problem with dishonesty and hypocrisy. Serious-minded people understand that glib comparisons to Adolf Hitler are contemptible because they trivialize his regime and the oppression, war, and holocaust it created. Practitioners of such comparison and trivialization discredit themselves. The merits and faults of Trump stand apart from juvenile emotion and repellent silliness.

Mar 13 16:29

Bernie Sanders: Fascist for Mediocrity

"Fascism" is a pretty fun catch word in today's politics. Usually applied to extreme "right-wingers", allow me to make a case for why Bernie Sanders is the most fascist candidate of them all...

Mar 13 15:22

Twitter Goes off on Terrorist Bill Ayers After He Tweets a Picture of His Dining Room “Altar,” Spells It Wrong

The media loves to talk about terrorists, and even demonize patriots as domestic extremists, but Obama pal Bill Ayers actually set off a bomb in the capitol with his group The Weather Underground back in 1971 and somehow magically got pardoned (friends in high places). It’s been said that Obama’s political career began in Ayers’ living room.

Ayers is also an American elementary education theorist and a retired professor in the College of Education at the University of Illinois at Chicago, where he has held the titles of Distinguished Professor of Education and Senior University Scholar…

And apparently he can’t spell the word “altar” right.

Check out this "alter":

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Mar 13 11:16

ISIS fear-mongering spoofs - Updated

Webmaster's Commentary: 

The corporate media is trying to rebrand ISIS from US tool to something we should be so scared of we wet ourselves, so I am reposting this page where we collected together all the ISIS spoof images created over the last few months.

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Mar 11 18:08

The Triumph Of The Ratfuckers

The guy is a lib mad about the proposed government shutdown 3 years ago,but he does describe "Rat Fucking",pretty well.

As the Reign Of The Morons enters its third day, let us
pause for a moment to pay tribute to a political visionary whose entire career presaged the current moment,
anticipating the essential dynamic in play in Washington right now in all of
its petulant, kindergartenish glory. Let us raise a morning glass to Donald
Segretti, the ratfucker.

Mar 09 17:22

Guess It's Supposed to Be Scary, but Kim Jong-un Just Looks Stupid Posing with This Supposed Mini Nuke

He looks like a chubby man child wearing his dad's coat and a beaver on his head playing around at a science museum exhibit.

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Mar 09 14:43

Someone Made This Mitt Romney Campaign Ad And It's Hilarious!

Mitt Romney talks about his life and accomplishments; shows us why, again, he'll never be President of the United States or hold any other public office again.

Mar 08 18:40

1,845 Cases Filed For 'Insulting' Turkish President In Just 18 Months

They compare pics of Gollum and Erdogan side to side. My sides hurt!

from the thin-skin dept
Okay, so it was already fairly obvious that Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan had something of a thin skin. This is the guy who is trying to put a local doctor in jail for posting a picture comparing Erdogan to Gollum from The Lord of the Rings. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEM7I5VSVjY

Mar 07 18:44

What are the Best Cannabis Strains for Anxiety?

Posted for those folks suffering from Trump Anxiety or the even more serious Paranoid Trumpophenia.

Mar 07 11:49

How to build a tar and feather gun

Ever find yourself needing to tar and feather someone, but lacking an angry mob to back you up? Maybe you wish to exact quick and messy physical revenge in a hurry? Or perhaps you just want to dominate the neighbourhood water gun fight once and for all?

The Tar and Feather Gun* is for you. Live out all of your Bugsy Malone fantasies with this fun and messy contraption:

Mar 07 10:18

TURKEY TOONS OF THE DAY

Mar 07 05:21

Jason Sudeikis brings his Mitt Romney impression back to SNL

Former Saturday Night Live cast member Jason Sudeikis has been busy starring in movies and TV shows (including tonight's Last Man on Earth) and having a son, but he made time Saturday to return to SNL with his Mitt Romney that he did plenty during the 2012 election. (He comes in at 4:45.)

(*In addition to Romney , SNL Gives it to Christi , Clinton , Cruz , and Donald . Spared Bernie and Kasich , and show Rubio nothing .)

Mar 04 11:19

Canada Announces 2016 Presidential Candidacy

Mar 04 09:40

nothing to worry about in NYC Nuke imbroglio unless a bird

Bird droppings apparently caused NY nuclear reactor outage
Bird droppings were the likely cause of a December shutdown at a nuclear power plant outside New York City, according to the operator.

http://phys.org/news/2016-03-bird-apparently-ny-nuclear-reactor.html?u...

Mar 03 15:25

Texas GOP Head Twitter Rant Goes Viral: Barbara Bush Should Be in Porn, Hillary Made Bill Abandon His Love Child with Black Hooker, and WORSE

The palpable outrage within the Texas Republican establishment has gone nationwide as the man who has been called a "human dumpster fire" has just been voted as the new head of the Travis County GOP and is set to take office in June.

Libertarian Robert Morrow, the newly elected chairman of the Travis County Republican Party (Travis County being the home of Austin, the Texas state capitol) is shocking people with his often vulgar comments about the Bushes, the Clintons, and even his own party, spurning calls for his removal by multiple Texas officials including Governor Greg Abbott who said Morrow “cannot adequately represent the Travis County GOP” or speak for its values.

Morrow won the position fair and square with 54% of the vote, but now even Morrow's vice chair, GOP strategist Matt Mackowiak, is claiming he will "not rest" until he finds a way to unseat Morrow who is an "absolute embarrassment to the party".

Mar 03 11:06

Fido vs Spot — Animal vs Robot

The robot's lifelike movement catches the attention of a real dog. The uncanny uncanine valley. This is the latest quadruped robot from Google's Boston Dynamics group, and the only one in civilian hands. Another Video: https://youtu.be/q2gehrAhflQ Photos: https://www.flickr.com/photos/jurvets... And I revisited my post on the Google Master Plan, and sure enough, we see Robots ? Skynet ? Terminator ? Google Security ? User Happiness https://www.flickr.com/photos/jurvets...

Mar 03 09:17

‘Putin’s To Blame!’ Russian Leader Accused Of Everything – From Stealing MH370 To Killing Dinosaurs

US science writer Jeff Wise, who has been widely promoting himself as central to CNN’s coverage of missing Malaysia Airlines flight MH370

Mar 02 16:53

The truth about banks and banksters…

Give a man a gun and he'll rob a bank, Give a man a bank and he'll rob the world.?

Mar 02 09:10

ANIMATION - Trump, Clinton reign super supreme on Super Tuesday

Feb 29 21:53

Donald Trump Wants To Legalize Marijuana

Up to the states he says. A Constitution Man. I can dig it!

Published on Oct 29, 2015
Trump answers legalization of marijuana question at Reno, NV rally on 10/29/15. His answer: he supports medical marijuana FULLY, and supports state legalization of RECREATIONAL marijuana.

Feb 29 20:09

The Lion and the Sheep

Why they hate Donald Trump.

“The American people are sick and tired of the Lindsey Graham/John McCain/George Bush/neocon wars of intervention and occupation; and they resent the massive fiscal burdens of our outmoded but still far-flung alliances, forward bases and apparatus of security assistance and economic aid. They especially have no patience for the continued huge cost of our commitments to cold war relics like NATO, the stationing of troops in South Korea and the defense treaty with the incorrigible Japanese, who still blatantly rig their trade rules against American exports.

Feb 28 09:22

SUPER TUESDAY SPOOFS ~~ RACISM OR WAR

Feb 27 18:48

Bad Ass of The Week:Jacklyn H. Lucas USMC

Everyone with half a functioning brain knows that diving on a live hand grenade to save your friends is one of the single most selfless, balls-out heroic acts of valor that any human being can perform.

Unless, of course, we're talking about Jack Lucas of the 1st Battalion, 26th Marines.

Because Jack Lucas jumped on not one but two grenades to save his friends.

Feb 27 09:20

Poll: 38% of Florida voters believe Ted Cruz could be Zodiac Killer

A poll by Public Policy Polling found that a surprising number of Florida voters believe Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz could be the Zodiac Killer. While a 62 percent majority of voters answered "No" when asked if they believed Cruz was responsible for the string of murders in the early 70s, 10 percent answered "Yes" and an additional 28 percent said they were unsure.

Feb 27 09:15

Story Time: Bill Reads a Hillary Clinton Children's Book!

Feb 26 09:21

FREE FALLIN' starring BUILDING 7

Feb 24 21:10

Too Soon? New Tom Petty Parody “Free Fallin” Starring Building 7 by Architects & Engineers for 9/11 Truth

Architects & Engineers for 9/11 Truth, an organization representing 2,400 architects and engineers whose mission is to research and disseminate scientific information about the complete destruction of all three World Trade Center skyscrapers with the ultimate goal of obtaining a truly independent investigation, have released their first ever music video.

It’s a parody of Tom Petty’s “Free Fallin'” starring building 7.

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Feb 24 06:44

US. Budget Boiled Down, Likened To A Family Budget

Annual family income: $21,700
Money the family spent: $38,200
New debt on the credit card: $16,500
Outstanding balance on credit card: $142,710
Total budget cuts papa is proud of: $385

Feb 23 22:50

AL: Armed Citizen lnvolved in Stopping Mass Shooting

The perp lost his balls....literally and surgically. What a shot!

Arizona – -(Ammoland.com)- Another legally armed person has stopped a potential mass shooting in Hamilton, Alabama on February 10th, 2016.

The shooting occurred in the morning, a little over an hour before noon, over a distance of a couple of blocks.

Two people, 67-year-old Donny Miller and 61-year-old Linda Cole were killed in separate offices. The second victim was shot in an accounting office close to the bank pictured above.

The legally armed man believed that he hit the suspect, Jimmy Cooper, twice. That is consistent with the reports that the suspect has gunshot wounds to the arm and leg.

Feb 23 15:50

Why Are Groups of People Always Beating Each Other up at Chuck E. Cheese?

How many times are we going to see a scene like this coming out of a Chuck E. Cheese? Is it the bright lights? The abundance of electromagnetic frequencies? The creepy animatronic puppet band?

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Feb 22 23:27

Americans Mindless About the Grave Dangers They Face

Never before in history has the danger of possible humanity destroying nuclear war been greater. Fundamental rights Americans think they have don’t exist.

They’re deplorably out-of-touch, the most over-entertained, uninformed people anywhere, controlled by neocon infested bipartisan governance, lunatics threatening their welfare, security and world peace.

Public ignorance is shocking, why America gets away with high crimes at home and abroad. Lawless interventionism is longstanding policy.

Endless US wars on humanity rage. Human and civil rights are fast eroding en route toward disappearing altogether. Police state injustice rules, tyranny by any standard, heading toward becoming full-blown.

Feb 20 06:19

ALTERNATIVE SATURDAY CARTOONS: FEBRUARY 20, 2016

Here is another round of Saturday cartoons from Snippits. Enjoy!!! :-)

Feb 18 17:34

Bush, 9/11, and Iraq: Trump Gets It Right

by Sheldon Richman, February 18, 2016

Donald Trump, for all his obnoxious demagoguery, is adding value to the presidential campaign by calling former President George W. Bush to account for 9/11 and the Iraq war, which set in motion the growth and spread of al-Qaeda and the rise of the Islamic State. Former U.S. rulers rarely face consequences for the horrible things they do in office. Condemnation is considered impolite.

So good for Trump. Unfortunately, he shows no sign of having done his homework; so his charges against Bush are little more than soundbites, allowing Bush defenders to dismiss Trump as a kook. But this time he is not a kook.

Feb 18 17:07

Uh…. duhh? PHOTOS: Pope’s border wall around Vatican

While Pope Francis is in the United States effectively advocating for a borderless America, many people are amused by the irony of the giant wall surrounding his own Vatican City.

Feb 18 14:48

Why Do Police Have to Remind People Not to Burn Their Houses Down by Sleeping on Charging Cell Phones?

No, this isn't satire.

The sad part is that some people have to be warned by police to not do things that might cause them to die because common sense is largely dead.

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Feb 18 10:57

Helium Beer Test | Short Version with English Subtitles

The news is depressing! Anybody need a laugh!

We tested Helium-Beer.
This test was originally published on 1st of April (April Fool's Day). ;-)

This Video is the Short-Version of the Original located here: https://www.youtube.c

Feb 18 09:59

DAILY SPOOF ~~ BRITAIN CRIMINALIZES THE BDS MOVEMENT

Feb 17 14:34

Covertly, Israel prepares to fight boycott activists online

Israel says the movement is rooted in anti-Semitism and seeks not to change Israeli policies, but ultimately to put an end to the Jewish state.
Note: We should have know anti-Semitism again, and again, and again!

Feb 16 17:09

Hey, hey, hey... (Crab with a Knife)

Crab control or gun control! He really handles that knife like a pro!

Feb 16 15:05

Argument Clinic

Webmaster's Commentary: 

What the paid shills trying to cover up the assassination of Scalia sound like! :)

Feb 16 14:26

Hillary’s New 2016 Strategy: “Vote for Me if You Want a Third Obama Term!”

So all those people who are “Ready for Hillary” are basically saying they are “Ready for more Obama”… in a pantsuit. Actually it was Mark Levin who called Hillary “Barack Obama in a dress,” but there really aren’t that many dresses getting worn by Hillary lately unless you count this yellow jacket bag thing which she wore at the last debate and also to her meeting with the CEO of Goldman Sachs.

Feb 16 10:27

NEW TOON FOR THE NEW COLD WAR

Where is Global Warming when we need it most?

Feb 16 08:19

Rubio's 'Morning Again in America' ad is actually Canada

"It's morning again in America," the ad begins with shots of a harbor, busy city street and serene suburban neighborhood. "Today, more men and women are out of work than ever before in our nation's history."

The tone is a much darker one, yes. But Rubio has incorporated another element absent from Reagan's spot: a tribute to America's Liberal Party-run neighbor to the north.

As several discerning Canucks have pointed out, the opening shot of Rubio's American morning is not American at all. It's Canadian.

Feb 15 19:33

2016 interview with Socrates on human ‘progress,’ winning the endgame of today’s exposure of unlawful empire

*hyperlinks/video live at source*

Hat tip: Professor Rufus Fears.

“The strong do what power allows. The weak accept what they must.” - Athenian envoy to the small government of Melos, with the offer to either join Athens’ empire with paying them tribute, or have all men executed with everyone else sold into slavery. Quote from the Melian Dialogue of contemporary historian Thucydides.

Carl: Socrates! Thanks for agreeing to a conversation!

Socrates: Carl! My pleasure; conversations are what I do!

C: Anything you’d like to say to our readers to begin?

S: Yes, thank you, in two topics. First: humans have made little progress in living virtuous lives since my lifetime 2400 years ago. Second: perhaps this lack of progress will make our conversation more helpful to the public.

I’d like to go into detail. Feel free to interject with comments or questions.

Feb 15 14:13

Future Letter From a Socialist to President Trump (From a socialist — satire)

It’s 2019 and the fact that you and Vice President Cruz have decided to run for a second term deeply disturbs those of us who still care about this country. Like many true patriots, my wife and I voted for Sanders in 2016 and considered moving to France when you and that creepy Canadian won. We stayed and we regret it.

Feb 15 13:05

New Anti-Hillary Clinton Drug

Feb 15 09:06

HILLARY CLINTON MEMES, CARTOONS AND FUNNY VIDEOS

It has been my personal belief for some time that the oligarchy that runs America has opted for Hillary Clinton as the next U.S. President. One clue to this was, after her stint as Secretary of State (which gave her an important “foreign policy expertise” credential), CBS began running the series Madame Secretary, which was clearly designed to portray her in a flattering light on a weekly basis. Another hint was Hillary’s previous term as U.S. Senator representing New York (giving her an important “can work with Congress” credential). Prior to that, Hillary had never been a New York resident, but that state has long been used as a launching pad for Presidential candidates.

Feb 13 11:33

ALTERNATIVE SATURDAY CARTOONS: FEBRUARY 13, 2016

Here is another round of Saturday cartoons from Snippits. Enjoy!!!

Feb 12 09:10

WEEK’S END TOONS ~~ THE NEW AXIS OF EVIL AND …

Feb 11 16:54

‘They’re kicking me out the door’: Rotary Club Cuts Jeb Off During Speech

The incident follows a line of embarrassing moments for former President George W. Bush’s brother, who has had a hard time fighting the perception that he is a “low energy” candidate. Over the weekend, his opponent Donald Trump had some harsh words after Jeb’s mother, former First Lady Barbara Bush, said she was “sick” of the billionaire and his alleged disrespect towards women. Trump shot back that Jeb had to bring “mommy” in to slap him.

Feb 11 10:55

George Carlin "The American Dream" Best 3 Minutes of His Career

Feb 10 17:39

Watch Triumph The Insult Comic Dog Confront Humorless & Brainwashed PC Campus Culture

Throughout the clip, you can see these kids struggling to contain themselves. They want to laugh so badly, but they hold it in. They’re so conditioned to be sensitive about every kind of person and situation, that they can’t bring themselves to laugh, and state the obvious. As strange as it may sound, this bit reveals that their liberal sensibilities are downright puritanical.

Feb 10 11:25

Funny or Die Made a Trump Biopic, Starring Johnny Depp

The humor website Funny or Die on Wednesday began streaming a 50-minute comedy that finds Mr. Depp portraying the businessman turned politician, full-blown comb-over and all. Kept a secret for months — no small task in Hollywood — “Funny or Die Presents Donald Trump’s The Art of the Deal: The Movie” was released to coincide with Mr. Trump’s victory on Tuesday in the New Hampshire Republican presidential primary.

Feb 10 04:48

Assault with a deadly weapon: Florida man charged with throwing alligator into Wendy’s

It takes a Captive Wildlife Permit to legally possess an alligator in the State of Florida. So begs the question, if you have a CWP and CCW, can you legally carry an alligator concealed for defensive purposes? What would be the best way to carry a concealed alligator? I for one would want some sort of strap around its mouth, removed with a thumb break to prevent accidental (discharge) mastication.

Feb 09 15:37

Hillary Clinton’s political machine has been busted

Hillary Clinton’s political machine, which runs on a peculiar form of “honest graft,” as stated by Walter Russel Mead, has been undermined by a political revolution within the Democratic Party, and within American politics.

Feb 09 14:54

This McDonald's Happy Meal Hasn't Decomposed for Six Years!

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

We all know McDonald’s isn’t good for the human body, but holy crap. Can this stuff even be classified as food anymore?

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