Garbage in, garbage out

The last week has been a banner one for the Griping Old Pontificators. Congressional crazies Mitch (“The Fish”) McConnell and John (“Sweat Lodge”) Boehner stated that rescuing our collapsing country is too darned expensive. Dick Cheney embarked on a series of interviews calling himself “loveable.” Joe the Plumber, whose name isn’t Joe and who isn’t a licensed plumber, flew to Israel to become a war correspondent – although he won’t be allowed near the battleground. “The Vanilla from Wasilla,” Sarah Palin, climbed upon her cross once again and claimed that she was victimized by, uh, everyone. Ann Coulter vomited up another book. And the President hisself staged a series of interviews and a Mad Hatter’s press conference wherein he talked about his eight years of chaos as if he hadn’t actually been there, prompting Keith Olbermann to quip: “No brain, no pain.”

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