Feds: "You can't come out here and do your own investigation if you're looking for oil"

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I am not looking for oil. I'm, I'm ... ahhhhh, I'm looking for Atlantis. No, wait, that isn't it. Hoffa. I am looking for Jimmy Hoffa! Yeah yeah, sure sure. Hoffa. No? Judge Crater? Amelia Earhart? Pete Conrad's car keys?

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