Well, if you really feel that strongly about it..
Here's your rifle..
Here's your parachute..
We ran out of the desert camo, but here is a bright day-glo orange jumpsuit left over from Gitmo..
Watch your head climbing into that transport plane..
And we'll call whoever it is you are telling us needs to be invaded this week and tell them you are on your way to kick their butts all by yourself.
But given the very long history of the United States government and the corporate media lying and tricking us into wars, you will forgive We The People if we sit this one out and keep our children safe at home.
And just in case you are one of those poor government or media people who are not as well educated in history as the average American citizen, here is a comprehensive but by no means complete list of just how many times We The People have been made total fools of by the US Government and the corporate media.