2 + 2 = 4

The government says 2 + 2 = 5 and only a freedom-hating, Muslim terrorist believes otherwise. The Federal Reserve, which is not part of the federal government, says 2 + 2 = 5, but when grilled by Rep. Ron Paul and Rep. Alan Grayson, Bernanke mumbles something incomprehensible about off-balance sheets and buying calculators from China procured via Halliburton for a mere $39,769 per calculator, C.O.D The corporate media sells 2 + 2 = 5 in between informercials and sports scores while the dying print media writes 2 + 2 = 5 and then buries a retraction a few days later in between classified ads for Magic Mandy’s All Night Massage and the meth addiction hotline that’s been disconnected for lack of funding. Radio personalities jeer and scream 2 + 2 = 5 over the airwaves and only a global warming denier, Holocaust revisionist sympathizer, anti-Semite could believe otherwise according to the self-important shills of self-importance Or worse. When I say 2 + 2 = 4, I am labeled a conspiracy theorist.

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