Pope Confesses to Self, Forgives All His Own Sins

Two Hail Marys “More than Enough” Says Holy Ratzi

By Joe Bodolai (c) 2010, All rights reserved

Proclaiming himself “super holy”, Joe Ratzinger (aka “the Pope”) went into a Vatican confessional today and claims he has “forgiven” himself for what he referred to as “so-called sins”. “Some people might see this damage control,” said the former Nazi Youth, “but I gave myself two Hail Marys, and you know if I bring Mary into this, and she is a virgin, that’s proof of no diddling boys. This whole mess is due to the (gays) because the little (redacteds) got (excited) which proves they were not victims,” he “explained.”

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