Gustav's projected path...

Webmaster's Commentary: 

"Karl? George here. Ummm, we're lookin' at some real anger here when this storm hits New Orleans, because, well, I figured after Katrina, New Orleans was gonna be safe until someone else was President, and well, we got this new storm coming in, right before the election, and we're gonna look real bad because we didn't fix up those whachacallen... levis. That's it, the levis. So, we have to shift the blame for this onto someone else or we can kiss off the White House and all of Congress for a long time, so .... any way we can claim the Russians built a secret hurricane machine in Cuba and attacked us?" -- Official White Horse Souse

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