HUMOR AND SATIRE

Apr 23 02:09

THE US IS AN OLIGARCHY (PROOF)

Has a certain bitter humour to it, but is not satire: these charts are based on thorough research.

Apr 22 14:53

Berlusconi doing community service inseminating pandas

Former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi, who was recently sentenced to a year’s community service for tax fraud, has found work inseminating a giant panda at Edinburgh zoo, following failed attempts to mate her with a male panda. The zoo and the 77-year-old billionaire’s lawyers said that they were satisfied that the ruling was a win-win, allowing him to remain both politically and sexually active.

Apr 21 09:13

I Wanna Be A Pirate

Webmaster's Commentary: 

The video that goes with one of our bumper clips. A lot of people feeling this way these days!

Apr 20 09:40

Obama Supporter Interviews Herself

Apr 19 20:58

Oregon Cows Are Tough - Black Bear Loses

Mr Bundy needs cows like these!

A couple of evenings ago, an Eastern Oregon rancher went out to check his beef herd. He saw a very strange sight -- and was able to photograph an unusual battle between a black bear and some brave cows. The bear began to attack a cow and then the herd came to her aid. One cow in particular got especially aggressive and head-butted the bear right off its feet. Then, two cows sandwiched the bear between their heads. After that, the bear decided to flee and limped back into the woods.

Apr 18 08:02

Origin of the Free Market

The Pioneer

Humanity’s Great Inventions: No one knows who invented the wheel that moves carts and machines, but we know who invented the wheel that drives the economy. It was Marco Licinio Craso, born 115 years before Christ.

He discovered that the market depends on the push and pull of supply and demand for goods and services.

To put this economic law into practice, he founded a company in Rome.

Thus was born the first private firefighting firm.

It was a great success.

Don Marco set fires, then charged to put them out.

Apr 17 12:23

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

-SATIRE !

THE ONION HAVING FUN WITH THE GOVS LATEST AL QUEDA SCARE FEST

Apr 16 16:02

Ode to Harry Reid

Ode to Harry Reid

Humor/Satire

by Zen Gardner - Apr 15, 2014
15 127
Here’s to you, Harry….

Harry Reid, you bastard, yes all are agreed

Your concerns for us all are so bullshit indeed

How such a douchebag can have this control

Reminds me of one thing, a thing called a troll

You’re clearly all in it for personal gain

A financial windfall or power regained

You couldn’t be lower on the evolutionary chain

And yet you keep at it, Harry, again and again......

Apr 16 05:16

BREAKING NEWS : TTIP a major change in EU/US relations

Brought to you by WTF News :)

Apr 16 04:10

Bad Hair Day? North Korean Officials Visit London Hair Salon Over Kim Jong-un Poster In The Window

M&M Hair Academy in South Ealing London put a poster of Kim Jong-un in the window of their hair salon after reading that all North Korean students had to have the same hairstyle as their leader.

Apr 15 12:06

US Senate obstructionist leader Harry Reid: Never underestimate a politician’s political spin

Judy Wallman, a professional genealogy researcher in southern California , was doing some personal work on her own family tree. She discovered that Senator Harry Reid’s great-great uncle, Remus Reid, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889. Both Judy and Harry Reid share this common ancestor.

The only known photograph of Remus shows him standing on the gallows in Montana territory:

Apr 15 09:19

Sexbots Get A Step Closer

Citizen Quasar posted a discussion

I am a single heterosexual man. I have trouble getting along with women. Therefore I look forward to when robots are human like so I can buy one. My female sexbot will have to come with a MUTE

Apr 13 14:16

Officials: Florida Woman Just Attacked by One Bear, Not Five

Things are so bad in the US that black bears are gangin up on people takin out the trash. I gauruntee you that that one bear they got dead to rights will snitch out the other 4!

The woman, identified as Terri Frana, a had left her garage door open, officials with the state's Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission (FWC) told the station.

When she returned to take out the trash five bears attacked and dragged her outside, the station first reported.

But the FWC later changed the bear tale:

"Early media reports that Ms. Frana was attacked by several bears are inaccurate," said wildlife commission spokesman Greg Workman. "There were several bears observed near the area, but one bear is responsible for her injuries."

Apr 12 15:43

Man arrested at Large Hadron Collider claims he's from the future

Police said Mr Cole, who was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for his age, would not reveal his country of origin. "Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone.

It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening."

Apr 10 20:15

Bureau of Land Management plots to steal the Bundy Ranch

Apr 10 11:59

Obama administration wins Jefferson Muzzle award for restricting free press

The United States Department of Justice and the White House Press Office are this year’s top winners of a dubious award extended to those considered to be “responsible for some of the more egregious or ridiculous affronts to First Amendment principles.”

On Wednesday this week, the Thomas Jefferson Center for the Protection of Free Expression announced that the US Justice Dept. had topped this year’s list of “Jefferson Muzzle” recipients, an award handed out every April since 1992 “as a means to draw national attention to abridgments of free speech and press and, at the same time, foster an appreciation for those tenets of the First Amendment.”

Apr 09 11:33

Vatican hires hawk to protect Pope's doves: report

Who protects the doves from the protectors?

The eagle-eyed bird of prey named "Sylvia", who was specially trained for the task in northern Italy, has been taken on by the Swiss Guards according to a report in Credere, which will be published Thursday.

It is hoped the Harris Hawk, with a wingspan of 120 centimetres, will scare off predators looking to make a quick meal of a holy dove.

Apr 09 07:10

Say "No" to Eric Holder's Gun-Tracking Bracelets, "Yes" to Psychopath-Detecting Headbands!

Attorney General Eric Holder, who has openly advocated brainwashing people to think differently about guns, and is currently in Contempt of Congress for withholding documents related to the Fast and Furious gun-running scandal, is on the warpath once again to infringe on the natural law right enumerated in the Second Amendment to bare firearms.

Apr 07 08:53

What’s wrong with Zen?

Nothing is wrong with Zen, except the people who practice it.

Apr 06 09:37

Here's what happens when an alligator tries to eat an electric eel, and gets stunned with HUNDREDS of volts of electricity

This is what happens when you bite off more than you can chew! An object lesson from Mother Nature!

An unlucky alligator had his last meal when he decided to bite into an electric eel.The eel flops on the muddy banks of an unidentified waterway as the alligator eyes its prey.
Its appetite aroused, the gator finally snaps its jaws over the slithery eel, only to be stunned.

Apr 06 09:26

Stolichnaya Vodka Bans Obama, Kerry and McCain From Drinking Its Product

First, McDonalds announced that it was removing their restaurants from Crimea due to tensions between the U.S. and Russia causing Moscow to fire back and suggest the removal of the fast food chain. A few days back, a Mexican fast food establishment banned Vladimir Putin from its restaurant. Now, in a move seen by many insiders/specialists/idiots, Stolichnaya vodka has retaliated against the president of the U.S, Barack Obama.

Apr 04 09:13

America, Show Us Your Guns!

A society that packs,is a polite society! Sarah Brady's worst nightmare!

Apr 04 06:59

'Get your arse out, mate': we turn the tables on everyday sexism – video - Guardian

Many women describe sexism as a part of 'normal' life. Here Leah Green goes undercover in London to see how unsuspecting men react to sexist situations often experienced by women – but this time perpetrated by a female.

**Video at source. The expressions are priceless.

Apr 03 19:39

Alcoholic court stenographer repeatedly types “I hate my job” instead of transcribing cases

Daniel Kochanski, an alcoholic Manhattan court stenographer went rouge recently and transcribed multiple court cases by typing in gibberish, including the phrase “I hate my job” .

Apr 03 14:20

Mike Thompson: The Supreme Court puts America up for sale

Mar 28 09:51

LATUFF’S LATEST BDS SPOOF

Mar 27 10:38

HITCHCOCK’S REMAKE OF ‘THE BIRDS’ ~~ TWEETING IN TURKEY

Mar 24 16:52

Bugger The Bankers THE OFFICIAL VIDEO

Mar 23 10:22

LATUFF MAKES FRONT PAGE IN TURKISH PRESS WITH HIS TWITTER TOON

Mar 23 10:19

Harry Chapin - Copper

Mar 22 13:44

TIMELY TOONS — KILLING TWITTER WAS A DUMB MOVE IN TURKEY

Mar 21 06:47

President Laughingstock

Russian mockery of President Obama has taken a bizarre turn. The newly elected Prime Minister of Crimea, Sergey Aksyonov, has tweeted (in Russian) a photoshopped image of Barack Obama in a Russian military uniform, implying that our president’s behavior can be explained by his purported status as a deep cover Russian agent.

Mar 19 08:02

U.S. Freezes Putin’s Netflix Account

Mar 17 12:04

SPOOF ON ERDOGAN; THE CORRUPT SULTAN OF TURKEY

Mar 15 17:27

Craigslist - Slightly used Boeing 777 for sale.

Apr 05 11:09

Porn Stars Allie Haze, Chastity Lane Call For Mass Wank-Off Against Santorum: VIDEO

Sorry couldn't resist this one!

Porn stars Allie Haze (of Star Wars XXX fame) and Chastity Lane are asking good Americans everywhere to, um, reach down and touch themselves to oppose the presidential hopes of one Rick Santorum.

Sep 08 14:43

FBI Admits to Tracking/Tracing/Databasing Ordinary Tourists Forever (and a Day)

FBI Admits to Tracking/Tracing/Databasing Ordinary Tourists Forever (and a Day)
SoCal Martial Law Alerts
September 7, 2009

"If somebody is filming a power plant facility on the East Coast ... no big deal," said Michael Heimbach, assistant director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation's (FBI) Counterterrorism Division. But if "the same individuals, or a car used by the individuals, shows up at the Hoover Dam. Now we’re saying, ‘Okay, what’s going on here?’"

Um. What's going on here?

I hate to break the news to you, Mr. Heimbach, but what you describe would be called a:

Road Trip

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