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Sep 01 09:49

Good News for the Economy: Assley Madison Leak is Good for Hardware Store Business

Sales of pitchforks to female buyers have increased an average of 2.5 million percent after the much-publicized leak of a huge database containing several million email addresses of paying subscribers of Toronto-based cheating portal Madison's Asshole were dumped onto the web. MA's CEO has since resigned from the company citing conflicts of interest such as turning out to be a complete douchebag and a burning feeling from the waist on down.

When The Garlic's team of poker-faced reporters visited a random selection of hardware stores across the western part of the US, Washington DC as well as remote parts of southern Germany, customer service representatives unanimously reported they had completely sold out of chainsaws, extra large two-layer plastic bags, hydrofluoric acid, pitchforks, shovels, day-glo spray paint, XXL butcher knives and duct tape.

Sep 01 07:54

'Scary As Hell': Pens Featuring Hillary Clinton's Cackling Head Spreading By Postal Mail

Webmaster's Commentary: 

Oooooh ... I WANT one! :)

I already regret giving away my Hillary nut-buster!


Aug 31 14:16

The TSA's 12 Signs You Might Be a Terrorist

Aug 31 11:44

POSTERS FOR HILLARY 2016

Over the last few weeks I cranked up photoshop and started going through images of old classic movie posters, having fun modifying them for Hillary's coming campaign. For some reason my ideas were rejected by her campaign staff, so I am posting them here. These are a work in progress. More to come. Feel free to use and have fun with them!

Webmaster's Commentary: 


I received a lot of emails about these so I am bumping them to the top.

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Aug 30 17:28

Tweeted Love

Brought a smile to my face.

Aug 30 08:09

SPOOFS ON EU’s ‘IMMIGRATION POLICIES’

Migrant crisis: up to 200 dead after boat carrying refugees sinks off Libya

Aug 30 07:51

WTF

The human race was not very advanced.............

Aug 29 07:09

Humor in Dark times

Aug 27 14:35

Quit Bashing Obama, He Continues to Set Presidential Records

The American people really need to quit bashing Obama. He is a record-setting president. There has never been one like him. The Obama administration continues to set records and it is not even close. Here is a list of his “Presidential Firsts”.

Aug 27 14:17

Hilarious! Voters sickened by ‘Clinton fatigue’ (VIDEO)

People are sick of her. The way Cruz’s supporters spin it, in fact, they’re sick from her — well, her, her husband and the whole Clinton legacy.

Aug 26 00:07

Try Not to Hurt Yourself Laughing at This Bad Lip Reading of the First Republican Debate

Don’t drink liquids and watch this unless you want to have to clean them off your computer screen.

This video is simply outrageous... and much more fun than real politics.

Watch video on the Daily Sheeple

Aug 23 09:00

A Visit To The Memorial to the "Up To Six Million" Murdered Jews of Europe - Berlin, Germany

This "highly visible" holocaust memorial is appropriately sandwiched between the infamous Reichstag Building, The U.S. Embassy, and the Homosexual Memorial Museum. The placard in the video states, in part, "In August 1988, the journalist Lea Rosh and the historian Eberhard Jackel made a public proposal for establishing a "highly visible memorial for the murdered Jews of Europe" in Berlin. On 25 June 1999, after long and drawn out debates, the German Bundestag finally passed a resolution to build a "Memorial to the Murdered Jews of Europe" based on the design by the New York architect, Peter Eisenman. On 10 May 2005 the Holocaust Memorial - comprising 2,711 concrete stelar and a subterraneon Information Centre - was officially opened to the public. The exhibition provides information about the Holocaust and the "authentic sites of remembrance". Moreover, it honours the up to six million Jewish victims from throughout Europe."

https://youtu.be/0Y578_ba0qQ

Aug 22 13:20

5 Stupid Ideas You Won’t Believe the Government Actually Thought Of

How to I get on the gravy train of stupid studies?

Aug 22 00:14

Strangely quiet on the Trump front

Kia Ora New Zealand, good morning and welcome to Newstalk ZB. It's Saturday and I'm coming to you live out of a hot and muggy New York City.

Pleased to report it's been a quiet week on Donald Trump watch.

I almost think we need a little intro, actually. A fitting theme tune that we can play every day or two for the next fourteen or fifteen months leading up to the U.S Election.

Duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh Trump Watttch.

I had to go to England for a few days this week. It's always a good barometer of American sentiment and interests, actually, to see what the customs guys talk about when you arrive back in the U.S. I queued up on Thursday night. The first thing the guy asked me when I saw I was a journalist... "Oh, bet you're loving the Trump show!"

The weird thing is, despite the Don's success in the polls so far, he's not actually the most ridiculous candidate. They had some polls done this week in North Carolina...

Aug 21 07:55

FBI HAD 12-PAGE FILE ON GEORGE CARLIN BECAUSE HE MADE JOKES ABOUT GOVERNMENT

Comedian George Carlin is known as one of the most controversial and outspoken entertainers of his time and, as far as the government is concerned, he could have possibly been a terrorist.

He went into great detail about corruption in government and business.

During the 1978 Supreme Court case, FCC v Pacifica Foundation, the government cited Carlin’s work as an example of profanity. They used his “Seven Dirty Words” segment to show the type of language that was being used in records and broadcasts. However, the government’s interest in his work did not stop there.

Webmaster's Commentary: 

So, let me get this straight. People who are funny, and tell the truth about this government in a funny way, have been designated "terrorists" by the American government since 1969?!?

Carlin was far more than just a comedian; he, in many ways, was a prophet, and looking at the complete dysfunction of US Federal government , he was absolutely right on so many levels.

Aug 21 07:36

Introducing Hillary Clinton Server Wipes, the instant solution for eliminating the inconvenient truth that you’ve committed federal crimes… OOPS!

Do you know where your email server has been recently? Or what other servers it recently “exchanged bits” with? When it’s time to clean your secret email server, clean it with Hillary Clinton’s Email Server Wipes, our newest email security product that erases server emails faster than a Planned Parenthood abortionist chopping up baby parts for “scientific research.”

Aug 20 13:52

Presidential candidate named ‘Deez Nuts’ polling at 9% among North Carolina voters

GOP hopeful Donald Trump is leading in polls, but he faces some competition from "Deez Nuts." -- More shockingly, however, is how well Nuts, who is running as an independent, is faring in the key state of North Carolina, where, according a to a Public Policy Polling poll, the mysterious figure got the support of 9% of likely voters.

Aug 19 19:01

FBI Had 12-Page File On George Carlin Because He Made Jokes About Government

how dare he speak truth to power and hurt our feelings!

Aug 18 14:49

Three cheers for Bernie! (Obvious satire is obvious...)

I look forward to his progressive presidency. The American people will finally be granted collective rights by the government — everything done for the common good, as defined by Bernie and the liberal elites. Bernie will finally get rid of that pesky centuries old Constitution and Bill of Rights. Who needs individual, unalienable rights like freedom of the press, the right to bear arms and trial by jury when progressive government central planners will take care of your every need?

Aug 18 11:37

IF THE 2016 RACE CAME DOWN TO THESE, WHO WOULD YOU VOTE FOR?

Donald Trump
40% (707 votes)
Hillary Clinton
1% (20 votes)
Godzilla
6% (112 votes)
Bigfoot
11% (201 votes)
Hitler
15% (263 votes)
Claire Rivero
27% (486 votes)
Total votes: 1789
Aug 18 10:04

Hillary WASN'T LYING! Bosnia gunfire footage discovered...

Aug 17 09:48

SPOOF OF THE DAY ~~ VIP SERVICE AWAITS NETANYAHU IN LONDON

Aug 17 09:20

Breaking: Trump Picks Netanyahu as Running Mate for 2016

The Israeli Daily got wind of this dramatic political development after Trump’s limo driver leaked the information while fooling around with Israeli tourists outside of Trump Tower in Manhattan.

Sources close to the Prime Minister revealed he was given the unexpected nod through third party ‘back-channel negotiators’. He remarked to inner, inner-circle staff member, Sarah Netanyahu, “What chutzpah! Choosing a running mate before being nominated. What is he? Israeli?”

Opposition leaders in the Israeli government believe Bibi accepted The Donald’s invitation purely as a plan B strategy. Backup insurance in case his hawkish coalition government turns to shit.

Just kidding!

Aug 17 09:11

John McCain Confronted by Oak Flat Protesters and Chased Off Navajo Nation

Republican U.S. Senator John McCain did not exactly receive a warm welcome when he visited the Navajo Nation this weekend to commemorate the Navajo Code Talkers. Throughout the day, he was confronted by activists chanting: “Water is life!” in the Navajo language and waving banners painted with messages stating: “McCain = Indian Killer” and “McCain’s not welcome here.”

Though McCain’s visit to the capital city of Window Rock ostensibly had nothing to do with environmental politics, he was met repeatedly by young activists concerned about their future supply of water and other hot topics like copper mining in Oak Flat.

Aug 16 16:18

Hillary's 'Big Crowds'

Aug 15 16:34

Street Fighter II The Church Edition

Aug 14 09:50

Klintonerdämmerung

Aug 13 14:13

Cop Pulls Man Over… To Take Photo of Anti-Obama Sticker

A motorist was relieved to be pulled over by a state trooper who didn’t issue him a citation, but rather asked if he could take a quick photo.

Aug 12 16:58

Klintonerdämmerung

from Rant in the old JTV room..

Aug 12 09:55

Charlie Brooker's How to Report the News - Newswipe - BBC Four

Aug 11 13:13

why 911 conspiracy people exist and believe there was some misdirection in reporting

Why do people believe 9/11 was an inside job?

The reasons why some people believe bizarre conspiracy theories are set to be explored in a new project by a philosopher from the University of Warwick.

http://phys.org/news/2015-07-people-job.html?utm_source=nwletter&utm_m...

Aug 11 09:57

You Live In A Country Run By Idiots If...

If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for being in the country illegally, you live in a country run by idiots.

If you have to get your parent’s permission to go on a field trip or to take an aspirin in school, but not to get an abortion, you live in a country run by idiots.

If you have to show identification to board an airplane, cash a check, buy liquor or check out a library book, but not to vote who runs the government, you live in a country run by idiots.

Aug 10 18:40

Red Pill Philosophy to the Woodshed, insecure Man-gina


I cannot stand feminist but Redpill is the male equivalent. What kind of man feels the need to say a woman can't be the athlete of the year unless she gets in a ring and beats up the men? hahahahahhaa what a loser. Also Also Fallon Fox never challenged Ronda to a fight. He is not even in the UFC. Ronda was not asked if she would fight Fallon. She was asked if Fallon and Transgenders should be allowed to fight in female MMA. She said he couldn't because he didn't start HRT until after he was 20 but she said its a case by case basis. When asked about girls fighting guys she laughed and said "it's a STUPID idea," then added on top of that its bad to have men hitting women on TV as it could add to domestic abuse.

Aug 10 15:44

TAIWAN ANIMATION - Trump wins GOP debate: Teflon Don takes first Republican presidential debate

Aug 10 10:21

George Carlin - I Gave Up On My Species

Aug 08 10:28

ALTERNATIVE SATURDAY CARTOONS: AUGUST 8, 2015

Here is another round of Saturday Cartoons from Snippits. Enjoy!!!! :-)

Aug 05 06:10

The Hilltop: A ‘Comic’ Zionist Lie

“To be honest, you know all Israelis are settlers, you know all of Israel is occupied Palestine and every single Israeli city is a settlement.” Israeli dissident.... Miko Peled

Aug 03 10:56

Mike Cuckabee - To the Ovens!

Mike Huckabee, a Republican presidential candidate, is showing what it means to be a cuckservative. God's chosen people have demanded that us worthless White people fight and die in a war with Iran. Obama has refused such a war, so these Republican cucks like Huckabee have started to scream that peace means we are sending "Israelis to the oven!"

Of course, Mike Huckabee is too much of a fat ass to fight for and die for Israel. But he wants your sons and daughters to bleed for an alien nation. Mike is a cuckold. Meaning he would never defend the interests of his people. The idea that White people, like the Jews, have the right to self determination would send this cuck into a screaming fit.

Aug 02 15:57

Famous World Ideologies, as explained by references to Cows

Feudalism: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.

Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them, and sells you the milk.

Real World Communism: You share two cows with your neighbors. You and your neighbors bicker about who has the most “ability” and who has the most “need”. Meanwhile, no one works, no one gets any milk, and the cows drop dead of starvation.

Capitalism: You don’t have any cows. The bank will not lend you money to buy cows, because you don’t have any cows to put up as collateral.

and more!

Aug 02 05:13

I pity the UK


There are two kinds of Europeans, the smart ones, and the ones who stayed behind

Aug 01 10:46

ALTERNATIVE SATURDAY CARTOONS: AUGUST 1, 2015

Here is another round of Saturday cartoons from Snippits. Enjoy!!! :-)

Jul 31 21:12

Tiny Terror – Arizona Town Terrorized by Packs of Stray Chihuahuas

I always thought Chihuahuas were pretty harmless, but apparently they can be quite vicious in large numbers. The residents of Maryvale, a small town in Arizona, can certainly vouch for the fact. The town is filled with stray pooches that are terrorizing children and defecating all over the place.

Jul 30 20:26

Another Conspiracy!

I know this will shock readers at WRH. I think I have discovered a diabolical conspiracy.
Our humble,modest and lovable Webmaster Mike Rivero is actually Eddie Van Halen.
What this means,I haven't a clue! I gotta get my head around this!Check out pic#4!

http://www.kansascity.com/entertainment/music-news-reviews/article2839...

Jul 29 12:06

" I HAVE COME HERE TO CHEW BUBBLE GUM AND KICK ASS ....."

nice collection of they live gifs + MORE

Jul 27 08:38

A Pictorial Salute to Our Brave Chickenhawks

Jul 26 10:41

The Crashing Matrix and Last Ditch Trans-Everything Agenda

The outdated matrix programming by the engineers of deceit can’t keep up. The vibrational changes are exceeding their capabilities. The imitators of creation can’t maintain a current operating system any longer in the face of this massive Universal shift we’re undergoing.

And it’s driving them nuts.

Just look at the desperation we’re witnessing. Crude military and police state maneuvers are only one aspect, of course working in concert with dastardly economic manipulations and an outlandish propaganda barrage. The biggest clue is seeing the previously incremental and now hyperbolic use of technocratic programs from mass surveillance and data gathering to the advent of cyber warfare and artificial intelligence, while crazed maniacs at CERN try to crack into other dimensions.

The magnitude and desperation of their insane agenda has become completely transparent to just about anyone.

Jul 26 10:31

What is a Cuckservative? (Hint: Cruz, Graham, McCain, Bush...)

Hilarious new derisive term for those who don't have the courage to stand up for what they actually believe in and who kowtow to Israel. Well worth the read!

Jul 24 08:32

Cartoons Mocking “Goldman Rats” and Hillary Clinton Appear All Over NYC

It appears mysterious cartoons mocking “Goldman Rats” and Hillary Clinton are appearing all over NYC. The best one I’ve seen, is the image which shows the two entities as the unified oligarch oppressors they are.

Jul 24 07:59

#BLACKDOGLIVESMATTER

Every 98 Minutes a FAT COP murders a Loyal Dog. Blackdoglivesmatter.?

Jul 24 07:49

Why We Need a Troll (Trump) as President

“The trolls are winning the battle for the Internet,” sniffed Ellen Pao in the Washington Post. Pao, who resembles a younger, Asian, and more masculine version of John Kerry, was forced out of Reddit after trying to crack down on “hate speech” and encountering unexpected pushback. While many may see this as a political battle, the truth is that Reddit’s war against “offensive” groups isn’t about principles, but profit. In order to monetize the site, certain groups need to be killed off. Consumers need a “safe space” in order see ads and spend their shekels in peace. “Trolls,” in short, disrupt the smooth functioning of an exploitative system.

Jul 23 15:47

Peter Bromhead: Apple Watch 70 years too late

As a boy, I was extremely wary of my woodwork master, Mr Ruffett, who was noted for bringing down a steel ruler on the knuckles of inattentive children.

I was particularly apprehensive about igniting his wrath because I couldn't execute even the simplest woodworking exercise, such as turning raw wood into pointless household ornaments, like a mantelpiece pipe stand.

This exercise seemed even more pointless than usual, as nobody in my household smoked a pipe, or was likely to in the immediate future.

Because of my ineptitude, I never moved on and each term I faced the same construction exercise.

In my last year at that school, bored with constructing pipe stands, when Ruffett's back was turned I instead created a make-believe wristwatch cut from a thin balsa wood sheet and taped it to my wrist.

Jul 22 08:47

Interview with the US Campaign to End Anti-Semitism

As many of you already know, Alison Weir (no relation to me, and she pronounces her name WEER while mine is pronounced WAH-YER) and her organization, If Americans Knew (IAK), have been expelled from the U.S. Campaign to End the Israeli Occupation (USCEIO). I decided to get to the bottom of this important development, so I got in touch with Rube Joshner at the USCEIO, who agreed to be interviewed on condition of anonymity.

Jul 21 10:32

5,000 naked anti-gay protesters to greet President Obama in Kenya

And now for something completely different!

NAIROBI, Kenya, July 21 (UPI) -- An anti-gay political party in Kenya plans to protest against U.S. President Barack Obama by greeting him with 5,000 "totally naked" protesters for his "open and aggressive support for homosexuality."

The Republican Liberty Party's "main objective is for him to see and understand the difference between a man and woman," according to a party statement.

Jul 21 00:49

The core of political ideologies

Murika (the i is silent)
Derp er what? Turn on the game! I want to adopt an commentators opinion as my own and relay it to my friends in the same room. = apolitical entertainmentoholic

Pothead The only issue i know anything about or care about is legalizing weed. It can cure cancer make you grow wings to fly with and hemp can be used to build spaceships and castles and we'll all get free chocolate and what was I talking about i forgot why i was here. hey got any bud man?

Racist
its all the Joooooooooz!

Conspiretard
Don't vote it doesn't matter the elite control everything they are probably spying on you right now through your computer and listening to everything we say. They are gonna kill 80% of the population and put you in a camp. Fema, jade helm, illuminati, luciferians, send $19.95 to Alex Jones. =jones towner

Progressive

Jul 20 16:23

Suelo: The Man Who Quit Money

Daniel Suelo lives in caves in the canyonlands of Utah. He survives by harvesting wild foods and eating roadkill.

He has no job, no bank account and does not accept government welfare. In fact, Suelo has no money at all.

Suelo may have shunned all the trappings of modern American life, but he is not an isolationist.

Since abandoning money in 2000, the former cook from Moab, Utah has remained an active member of his community and avid blogger.

Jul 20 15:42

Fuck Drupal!

Obviously other folks are having problems with Drupal.

Jul 20 12:28

Greece Crisis, the musical (GREASE PARODY)

Jul 19 22:08

What If Everything You Were Ever Taught Was A Lie?

By: Gregg Prescott, M.S.

www.in5d.com.

There is a war going on right now and it doesn’t involve guns or the military industrial complex.
It’s a war on consciousness and most people are clueless that it even exists.

In the beginning… there was religion and government.
It is blatantly obvious that religion has been teaching either half truths or full out lies, right from the start. According to the Christian bible, God created Adam and Eve and told them to be fruitful and multiply.

Based under this premise, we would all be the products of incest.

Jul 19 11:59

Donald Trump on Jewish Daughter Ivanka

Fool me once shame on you! Fool me twice,shame on me!

While Donald Trump did not plan on having a Jewish daughter, he is glad he did so, the business tycoon said Tuesday night upon accepting the Liberty Award at The Algemeiner’s ‘Jewish 100? Gala in New York City.

On stage, Trump concluded his acceptance speech by asserting his strong support for the Jewish state. He told the audience, “We love Israel. We will fight for Israel 100 percent, 1,000 percent. It will be there forever.”

Jul 19 09:13

TOON ~~ ISRAEL HAS NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT

Jul 18 10:37

ALTERNATIVE SATURDAY CARTOONS: JULY 18, 2015

Here is another round of Saturday cartoons from "Snippits".

Enjoy!!! :-)

Jul 16 11:57

Germany Wastes No Time, Puts Greece "For Sale" On Craigslist

Jul 16 11:53

The Dukes of Hazard [ Politically Correct ].mpg

Jul 16 00:14

Red Head banned from a flight for being too pale


Grace Wain denied for being too Scottish to fly

Jul 15 10:20

TIMELY TOON ~~ NETANYAHU’S REACTION TO IRAN DEAL

Jul 14 19:06

H.L.Mencken Quote

The most dangerous man to any government is........

Jul 14 06:09

Greece ‘austerity deal’ explained in 1-minute video

*hyperlinks/videos live at source*

hat tips: What Really Happened, Zero Hedge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpE_xMRiCLE

Appropriately for Greece being known as a birthplace of democratic ideals, Star Wars was created by George Lucas to tell the story of democracy devolving into vicious psychopathic empire. Real-world Greece (and here) is subject to vicious psychopathic wanna-be lords who only and always create debt owed to them, then demanding public austerity as the OBVIOUS mechanics of adding negative numbers forever only and always increases total debt.

The punchline of satire (my attempts here) and real-world is the same:

Be willing work-animals/slaves or die.

The .01% literal psychopathic “leaders” (and here) control today’s empire the very same as you read in high school history classes by controlling:
government leadership for policy and law enforcement (including unlawful and lie-began wars),

Jul 13 10:56

How German Media See The New Greek 'Deal'

Jul 13 10:22

Carlos comes to New York ….My “Palestinian Mandela” cartoon in a pro-Palestine demo in NYC. Photos: Bud Korotzer

Carlos comes to New York ….

My “Palestinian Mandela” cartoon in a pro-Palestine demo in NYC. Photos: Bud Korotzer

Jul 09 14:19

SPOOF ~~ ISRAEL ‘CELEBRATES’ THE ANNIVERSARY OF THE WAR IN GAZA

Jul 04 17:11

Big News From Greece (If True)

Webmaster addition: Desperate last-second bluff IMHO.

Jul 04 15:06

Happy Liberty Porn Day!

Jul 04 15:04

The real 4th of July

Jul 03 12:05

Troll Level 11

Jul 02 10:05

Help Us. Now They’re Coming For The Massachusetts Flag! And Soon, Every State Flag Will Be Changed For One Reason Or Another

Stars and bars? No, an Indian, a star and a blue background. It’s making some libs up here “uncomfortable”. Let the whitewashing of history continue.

Jun 30 17:35

Merkel's Desktop

Jun 29 14:32

SPOOF ON ISRAELI PIRACY

Naval special forces take control of ship, which carried 20 activists including MK Basel Ghattas, without violence.

Jun 27 10:10

ALTERNATIVE SATURDAY CARTOONS: JUNE 27, 2015

Here is another round of Saturday cartoons from Snippits. Enjoy!!! :)

Jun 26 15:06

Engineers unite -- this is what happens when an actor tries to be an engineer.

A legendary training video.
Many years ago, Rockwell International decided to get into the heavy duty automatic transmission business. They were getting ready to tape their first introductory video.

Jun 26 10:37

ISIS spoof images

Webmaster's Commentary: 

I got a lot of positive feedback about my spoof images blaming ISIS for all sorts of bad things, parodying the pro-war propaganda, so I decided to put the current collection into a single page for those who asked.

Jun 25 13:55

TSA - Lose The Shoes

photo

Jun 25 09:41

Jesus Soap (Bottom of page)

Feeling a need for confession to get the burden of your sins off your chest? The ultimate solution is here, Jesus soap is a quick fix for your lost soul. Wash away the sins of the day!

Webmaster's Commentary: 

I could not stop laughing when I saw this at the store!

Jun 23 18:12

Obama: TPP a secret treaty because ‘US War on Terror requires secrecy’

*hyperlinks live at source*

(Satire): President Obama announced at a White House press conference today that the Trans-Pacific Partnership (TPP) trade treaty details must remain secret because the now 14-year-old US War on Terror requires secrecy from terrorist enemies, secrecy is the founding principle of American freedom, and that secrecy equals safety. Press conference excerpts:

President Obama: As you know, secrecy is a foundational principle of American freedom. From the Founding Father’s secret “Committees of Correspondence,” to Boston’s Old North Church spy signal of “one if by land, two if by sea,” to Alexander Hamilton, James Madison, and John Jay using the secret name, “Publius,” as the secret name to publish The Federalist Papers to win support for our Constitution, American patriots have used secrecy to protect our great nation. Secrecy equals freedom.

Jun 23 17:44

N.C. Cops Stop and Arrest Alleged Mass Murderer Dylann Roof

Fat cops all holster their guns and politely ask mass murderer to exit vehicle following which suspect is calmly handcuffed with smiles all around. NOT FOR THE TIMID!

Jun 23 09:41

JOKE OF THE MONTH ~~ HILLARY HONOURS RAMADAN BY TAKING ON A MUSLIM NAME

Jun 22 08:26

The funniest, strangest and downright sweariest signs and banners at anti-austerity march

Social media was flooded with images of the protest - and the witty signs inspired by everything from Mean Girls to Kim Jong-un. See our favourites here

Jun 22 05:15

The core of political ideologies

Republicans
Welfare hating military worshippers who have a blind eye to corporate welfare and who boot lick the police, prone to falling for doomsday scenarios where they can clinch their guns = "conservatives"

Liberals
Economically illiterate and emotional and couches all social issues wearing racial/sexual prejudice heat seekers, thinks if only we payed the government more taxes... Will also support war but only if it's given a flimsy moral pretext and if the holy Europeans join us = Democrats/anti-Republicans

inside I also wrote up on
libertarians
anarchist
feminist
murika
potheads
racist
progressives
neocons
conspiretards

Jun 21 08:08

Solutions: Laughing At Tyrants

You've heard that laughter is the best medicine, but did you also know that laughter is a tyrant slayer? Today on The Corbett Report we examine how laughter can change people's perception and undermine even the most entrenched tyranny. James also launches a brand new DVD, "Laughing At Tyrants" that combines some of the funniest Corbett Report videos into a great tool for spreading truth and unlocking minds.

Jun 20 06:50

ALTERNATIVE SATURDAY CARTOONS: JUNE 20, 2015

Here is another round of Saturday cartoons from Snippits.

Enjoy!!! :)

Jun 18 15:15

I have a new drug that fixes ANY, I repeat ANY problem you have…

I would give you a nice 45 second commercial, showing ordinary people doing ordinary things. However, you already know your life sucks, and you need this product, so “call your doctor today” to see if my latest, completely irresponsible pharmaceutical cure is right for you!

Jun 18 13:09

Is This What The New $10 Bill Will Look Like?

Did anyone think to ask Alexander Hamilton if he “identifies as a woman” or “a black woman”?

Jun 14 08:16

Flashback Trans-nigger-aphobia Told You So

It was a joke but now it has happened.

Jun 13 12:16

Orange lady hijacks NAACP position


Maybe she misunderstood "colored people" and took it literally

Jun 12 22:49

Rusell Brand Lol

Jun 12 15:10

flashback - Jon Stewart Rips Obama on Guantanamo - and Says Look Out for PETA (Video)

Jon Stewart ridiculed President Obama for not following up on a campaign promise to close the Guantanamo Bay

Jun 12 09:31

FLASHBACK: ABC’s ’08 Prediction: NYC Under Water from Climate Change By June 2015

New York City underwater? Gas over $9 a gallon? A carton of milk costs almost $13? Welcome to June 12, 2015. Or at least that was the wildly-inaccurate version of 2015 predicted by ABC News exactly seven years ago. Appearing on Good Morning America in 2008, Bob Woodruff hyped Earth 2100, a special that pushed apocalyptic predictions of the then-futuristic 2015.

Jun 12 06:20

3-minute video: Tell the truth now, or be ridiculed/ridiculous after ‘Emperor’s New Clothes’ trance breaks

*hyperlinks/video live at source*

hat tip: TheSOTTReport (and here)

3-minute video, Still You Believe by Osama and the Bin Ladens:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62C3lYSiHvw

The Emperor’s New Clothes is the story of current wars and central “monetary” policy: “official” stories easily and completely refuted by anyone caring to look at the facts. All three are tragic-comedies because even children see the truth with just a few moments of attention.

This was the theme of a conference paper; full professional explanation and documentation here.

In The Emperor’s New Clothes story, upon public initial conversations of the facts, the emperor continues the pretense, along with “officials.” However, the illusion is shattered within moments as the “whole town” began speaking about what was clear for everyone upon minimal attention.

Jun 12 01:46

Empty Headed Americans Sign Petition to Nuke Russia

When I examine the country I live in, and the government I live under, I’m often faced with some troubling questions. Chief among them is a question that every intelligent citizen must ask themselves at some point. Is there is a large segment of our population that will literally accept and promote anything? In other words, is there any government policy that Americans won’t get behind?

No. No there isn’t.

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Jun 10 13:17

Osama & The Bin Ladens - "It's All A Lie (Still You Believe)"

Jun 09 23:06

End Times

Jun 09 09:43

Photo Merkel, "dancing" for Obama at the G7, has stirred up the Internet

"Everyone is talking about this photo," writes Focus. In the picture the American President sits on the bench, and the Federal Chancellor of Germany is before him and actively gesturing. In social networks, many speculated on the subject of what Obama and Merkel spoke at the moment when they took the camera.

Jun 08 20:10

6 Things That Could’ve Been Bought With The $1.5 Trillion The Government Spent Developing The F-35 Fighter Jet

With huge design flaws, the enormously expensive F-35 fighter jet is completely unsuitable for combat. Uncle Sam’s expenditure on this jet is just the latest astonishing example of out-of-control government spending. Here are some other things that could’ve been purchased with the $1.5 trillion that the F-35 cost to develop.

Jun 08 11:10

TSA follies - No One Can See You Naked With This Useful Travel Accessory for Women

Someone is actually marketing pasties for those airport security scanners, both the Millimeter Wave and Backscatter Airport Full-Body Scanners. The world’s silliest (and most useful?) travel accessory for women to come down in the annals of history is here.

Flying Pasties are reusable pasties for covering your lady parts with five layers of protection, forcing TSA agents to go to strip bars if they want random female nudity.

No adhesive necessary – simply slip these Flying Pasties into your clothes and move along.

Jun 07 13:40

Biden //Jenner

Jun 06 09:54

The Truth Is Still Suppressed Out There: Truthstream News Episode 4

This week, in the creeping horror…

Yet another episode takes on the wry developments in the news, with the Pentagon determined to bring to the home front the monster it admittedly created, sweeping developments in the junk food wars with the quest for real food and a dip into the unexplained with a look at how the X-Files brought the paranormal to America’s homes while the Rockefellers brought the search for life from another planet to the Clinton White House… well, you’ll see.

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Jun 05 11:43

We're Just Defending Ourselve

Jun 05 11:00

‘May the Farce Be With You': School Locks Down Over Man in Stormtrooper Costume

It was the worst Star Wars sequel ever – more a farce, than anything.

But intergalactic justice was served, apparently. Or maybe we just crossed over into a dimension without rights or even basic sense.

George Cross, 40, of Lynn, was dressed in a white plastic “Star Wars” stormtrooper costume, and the gun was not real. But Lynn Police spokesman Lt. Rick Donnelly said that “the way things are today, you can’ have that.”

Read more at SHTFplan.com

Jun 05 07:00

Pseudoscience and conspiracy theory are not victimless crimes against science

News of anti-vaxxer movements, demands to teach creationism in schools as science, and dubious claims for the health-giving properties of strange diets is enough to make you wonder if some.....

http://phys.org/news/2015-06-pseudoscience-conspiracy-theory-victimles...

comments are a hoot - these are pro-trollers not just loose rednets - enjoy the support for the faith of science. I lit a candle.

Jun 04 18:44

“I Learned it From Watching You!” 5 Anti-Drug PSA’s that Failed Miserably at Trying to Scare Us

If there is one aspect of the war on drugs in which we can find humor, it’s the PSA announcements warning kids to stay off “drugs.” -- These ridiculous short commercials were blasted at kids during the 80’s and the 90’s. The laughable scare tactics and outright Reefer Madness employed in these commercials did very little to curtail the usage of recreational drugs.

Jun 04 14:47

School Locked Down After Child Caught Thinking About a Gun! (Satire)

Thought crime is already here. Coming soon to the police state near you, on the brainwashing children against our Second Amendment front, this is the next news report we expect to see.

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