which is a bit like reporting another scandal as:
Watergate: ‘loose latches’ blamed
Security problems persist at a building complex in Foggy Bottom, Washington DC, following a burglary that reportedly caused the resignation of a leading political figure last night.
Watergate senior janitor Herb D Kowalski is calling for a thorough review of window latches, which he says are still “way too loose” two years after the burglary.
“I hear tell that politicians have gotten involved and that old Tricky Dick got fired,” he said.
“But that’s hardly the main issue, which is that those window latches are a disgrace. I said so when they put ‘em in, but did anyone listen?”