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Dec 07 11:33

Mike Huckabee Should Huck Off!

Lackeys are easy to recruit when they are flat out stupid and ignorant. The fact that some of the most ignorant are rewarded finanacially in their slavish support of Israel should shock Americans, but then...

As you watch the clip below, remember that Huckabee is a former Presidential candidate. He was Governor of Arkansas when this was shot. It's from Canadian satirist Rick Mercer's brilliant program "Talking to Americans". The fact that one of Canada's funniest comedy series can get all its material without having to write anything is a depressing picture of the state of affairs among not only our citizenry but also of our so-called "elected"(sic) "leaders"(sic and sicker).

Huckabee here extends his support for preservation of Canada's "national igloo".

Nov 16 20:47

TSA Recruiting Pedophiles, Sex Offenders, Priests on Craigslist

(WITH THANKS TO MIKE FOR HIS TIRELESS QUEST FOR TRUTH AND APPRECIATION OF HUMOR)

Pedophiles, Sex Offenders, Freelance Thugs, and Defrocked Priests Flock to New Jobs

By Joe Bodolai (c) 2010, All rights reserved

Oct 30 10:15

Nigeria, Your Stereotype is Emailing You Now!

Nigeria, Your Stereotype is Emailing You!

October 30, 2010

I’m Helping a Poor Nigerian Emailer. Can You?

By Joe Bodolai (c) 2010, All rights reserved

For Full Story with Photos, Go To: http://qualityshows.wordpress.com

I replied to a posting on craigslist for a fully furnished 1 Bedroom apartment on the Beach in Santa Monica for $600 a month. Sounds too good to be true? Think again, my friend. Here is my exchange with the owner of this remarkable apartment. I think you will agree, it is a once in a lifetime deal. First, his moving email to me.

On Oct 26, 2010, at 12:14 AM, Matthew Williams wrote:

Thanks for your email and it is glad to Read from you.I am Matthew Williams,the owner of the apartment you are making inquiry of 2101 Ocean

Apr 28 13:22

George W. Bush Memoirs Slated for November: "Decision Pints" Not "Points"

America Asks: “Who’s Writing It?”

By Joe Bodolai © 2010 All rights reserved

Cheney Administration spokesman George W. Bush has a "real high school-sized" real hard cover book coming out this November. The memoir, expected to be full of lies begins with the name of the author. The title Decision Points is based on the term “decision pints” used by the staff when they would bet on how many “pints” of beer that he would consume before he found out what his decision was told to him.

Apr 28 13:17

Joe Bodolai Secedes From Union, Copyrights Self

"When voting makes no difference and oligarchs in service of a foreign power continue to defraud and rob the country, I can no longer be part of it," said Joe Bodolai, author of this sentence you are currently reading. His brief but incredibly powerful chick magnet-like address on the steps of the Santa Monica Public Library was done without teleprompters and not with notes written on his hand."I seek not conflict, but to end it and I hereby declare my sovereign territory extending to the outer boundaries of my body in whatever location I happen to be in, even if part of me is in someone else."

Apr 15 13:29

Pope Confesses to Self, Forgives All His Own Sins

Two Hail Marys “More than Enough” Says Holy Ratzi

By Joe Bodolai (c) 2010, All rights reserved

Proclaiming himself “super holy”, Joe Ratzinger (aka “the Pope”) went into a Vatican confessional today and claims he has “forgiven” himself for what he referred to as “so-called sins”. “Some people might see this damage control,” said the former Nazi Youth, “but I gave myself two Hail Marys, and you know if I bring Mary into this, and she is a virgin, that’s proof of no diddling boys. This whole mess is due to the (gays) because the little (redacteds) got (excited) which proves they were not victims,” he “explained.”

More at

http://wp.me/pKBYM-gj

Apr 12 13:34

KFC to Introduce New “Whole Chicken Milkshake” to Go With New “Double Down”

Bacon and Cheese Sandwich Uses Fried Chicken Slabs, No Bread, New Shake is Pureed Chicken and Ice Cream

By Joe Bodolai © All rights reserved

Poultry holocaust chain KFC today introduced a new menu item, the ”Double Down“. This coronary treat consists of bacon and cheese buried between two fried chicken breasts. Oh, and salt. And way more salt.

But now comes more exciting news. Sometime later this year the chain will launch a new product, the “Whole Chicken Milkshake” consisting of pureed fried chicken and ice cream. The drink will be available in three sizes, chick (20 oz.), hen (32 oz.), and rooster (1.5 gal.). “It’s a perfect drink for people who want more chicken with their chicken,” said Lt. Col. Harley Sandman of the KFC 32nd Air Batallion in Louisville, Kentucky.

Apr 05 14:41

Undercover B.S.

Undercover B.S.
April 5, 2010
Infomercial for Capitalism Hoodwinks America, Gets Huge Ratings

By Joe Bodolai (c) 2010 All rights reserved.

The new series “Undercover Boss” on CBS is a ratings hit but a truth disaster. The show, shot in a “reality” (sic) format, follows CEOs of some of America’s most prestigious companies, such as Roto-Rooter, White Castle, Hooters, and 7-11, as they go “undercover” to work as an entry level employee in their own company. With a TV crew following them. Not exactly my idea of “entry level” but that’s their conceit.

Apr 03 11:47

Holy Water-Gate: The Search for the Pope's “Deep Throat”

HOLY WATER-GATE: THE SEARCH FOR THE POPE’S “DEEP THROAT”

What Did the Pope Know and When Did He Know It?

By Joe Bodolai © 2010, All rights reserved

Somewhere in the byzantine caverns and workings of the Vatican there surely must be one honest priest troubled by what he sees around him. Perhaps he is shredding documents, has recordings, or is an eyewitness to a monstrous coverup. Clearly the massive pedophilia cover-up is the biggest scandal to befall the Catholic Church in decades.

Feb 03 23:14

Is Tim Tebow's Super Bowl Commercial Possibly Based on a Lie?

Pam Tebow Claims She Was Counseled by a Doctor to Have an Abortion – in a Country Where Abortion Was, and Is Illegal

By Joe Bodolai © 2010, All rights reserved

The militant fundamentalist lobby group with the tawdry manipulate-the-stupid name of “Focus on the Family” has successfully recruited Tim Tebow and his mother for another of their anti-choice, anti-abortion ads, which will air during this Sunday’s Super Bowl.

The message is based on Pam Tebow’s public speaking set piece story about how she was “counseled by doctors” while pregnant with Tim in the Philippines to have an abortion, even though abortion was, and still is, illegal in that country, even if raped or if the pregnancy jeopardized the health of the mother.

Feb 03 23:13

Is Tim Tebow's Super Bowl Commercial Possibly Based on a Lie?

Pam Tebow Claims She Was Counseled by a Doctor to Have an Abortion – in a Country Where Abortion Was, and Is Illegal

By Joe Bodolai © 2010, All rights reserved

The militant fundamentalist lobby group with the tawdry manipulate-the-stupid name of “Focus on the Family” has successfully recruited Tim Tebow and his mother for another of their anti-choice, anti-abortion ads, which will air during this Sunday’s Super Bowl.

The message is based on Pam Tebow’s public speaking set piece story about how she was “counseled by doctors” while pregnant with Tim in the Philippines to have an abortion, even though abortion was, and still is, illegal in that country, even if raped or if the pregnancy jeopardized the health of the mother.

Feb 01 13:02

Fake Holocaust Memoir to Become a Movie

25 Year-Old’s “Holocaust Memoir” To Become Movie

“Fake Shmake, We’ve Got to Keep Team ‘Caust Cool” says Producer

By Joe Bodolai © 2010, All rights reserved

Jan 30 18:12

Monsanto Runs for Senate

With the recent Supreme Court ruling giving corporations ”personhood“ and the same “freedom of speech” (sic) rights as individuals and no limits on campaign spending, genetically-modified simulated food giant Monsanto has thrown its corporate hats into the ring and declared itself and subsidiaries a candidate for the U.S. Senate seat in farm-rich Kansas.

Monsanto Senate Campaign spokesman “Frank the Farmer” Farmerino finally revealed the company’s platform in this fall’s race for the U.S. Senate in Kansas. “It makes more sense, at least to those of us in the corporate world, than the (traditional fertilizer) coming out of individual politicians.” When asked to explain, Farmerino simply said: “it is what it is”.

Here is what it is:

Jan 29 15:14

"Ideal Drug?" All Side Effects

By Joe Bodolai © 2010, All rights reserved

Drug companies in recent years have continually improved their “treatment to side effect ratio” and poured millions into marketing new conditions, such as last year’s wildly popular “RLS – restless leg syndrome,” which returned millions more. They have finally come up with what they termed their “ideal drug”, one that treats nothing and has only side effects.

Jan 27 22:15

My Live Reactions to President Obama's State of the Union Message

By Joe Bodolai © 2010, All rights reserved

As I watch the President make his State of the Union address, these thoughts come to mind

Biden is nodding like a bobblehead. Now 50% off at the White House Store!

Doubling exports over the next five years will create two million new jobs. Where? Merry Christmas, India. All we can export are weapons. And NBA logo jerseys.

The bank bailout is like “root canal”? I’d rather have root canal!

“We might face a second Depression.” Oh, you mean like the one yesterday?

On the war in Afghanistan: “There will be difficult days ahead. But I am confident we will succeed.” Oh I’ll bet we’ll do as well as Alexander the Great or the Soviet Union.

Jan 27 15:34

Change? What Change?

In light of tonight's State of the Union address by “President” Obama, I'd like you to see my essay entitled “WHAT IF OBAMA HAD WON THE ELECTION”.

http://wp.me/pKBYM-8c

And a video entitled “American Twilight Zone”:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncyDKgEpE9c

Jan 26 14:39

YouTube: Creators Provide Content for Free, Google Profits

YouTube has countless videos online, and, while there may be a statistically negligible percentage of creators who actually generate revenue, most videos are posted for free. Google, which owns YouTube, profits from advertising. It's the world's first TV network that doesn't pay for programming.

Maybe it's time for a YouTube Creators' Bailout?

http://wp.me/pKBYM-9R

Jan 18 22:34

Homeland Security Informercial “24” Back on Fox, This Year: Drones

FOX's Homeland Security Informercial Series “24” is back, same lack of logic, same turgid dialogue, same ass-whooping torture advocacy and this year? Drones are good.

For my longer look at this show:

http://wp.me/pKBYM-8B

Jan 18 22:34

Homeland Security Informercial “24” Back on Fox, This Year: Drones

FOX's Homeland Security Informercial Series “24” is back, same lack of logic, same turgid dialogue, same ass-whooping torture advocacy and this year? Drones are good.

For my longer look at this show:

http://wp.me/pKBYM-8B

Jan 18 22:34

Homeland Security Informercial “24” Back on Fox, This Year: Drones

FOX's Homeland Security Informercial Series “24” is back, same lack of logic, same turgid dialogue, same ass-whooping torture advocacy and this year? Drones are good.

For my longer look at this show:

http://wp.me/pKBYM-8B

Jan 16 14:11

CIA Looking for Bin Laden on Craigslist!

The CIA is finally scraping the bottom of the barrel in their hunt for "Osama bin Laden" -- a lookalike that is. Since the real CIA employee has been dead for some years, the agency needs some better lookalikes for their "Bin Laden Video" franchise.

To see their actual ad:

http://wp.me/pKBYM-7X

Jan 15 16:54

"Federal (sic) Reserve" to Sell Ads on Currency

The "Federal (sic) Reserve" (which is every bit as "Federal" as Federal Express) today announced that it would redesign currency by selling ads on each bill. The new one dollar bill will no longer feature Father of Our Country George Washington but instead jovial spokesclown Ronald McDonald.

The new currency's name will also reflect the standing of U.S. Dollars today and will be called "Ronald McDollars".

For exclusive sneak peeks at the new currency and more:

http://wp.me/pKBYM-7t

Jan 15 14:48

Pesky Iraqi Roadrunner Outwits Well-Armed Wile.E. US Coyotes

It seems that the United States military has all the sophisticated and powerful weaponry needed to defeat less well-armed opponents but it never seems to work out that way. Remember, the U.S. was founded in part by a guerilla style army defying the established concepts of warfare.

Here's my take on this scenario. Let's learn the lessons from our own cartoons.

http://wp.me/pKBYM-7i

Jan 07 12:38

Pedophiles Line Up for TSA Scanner Jobs

Pedophiles Line Up for TSA Scanner Jobs

Full Body Scanners Make Them Hot to Trot

By Joe Bodolai

The recent introduction of so-called “full body” scanners, which provide TSA goons with the essentially “completely naked” pictures of travelers has led to a stunning increase in job applications. The new technology is deemed “just what we were looking for”, by job applicants who identified as “pedophile” or “porn monkey”.

Pedophiles comprised a whopping 30% of recent job applications, one stating “now we can be completely legal and we get to ‘screen’ in private rooms. It’s like getting paid for having a…hobby!“

Nov 25 22:08

Thankful on Thanksgiving

While many Americans attempt to be thankful for anything in these trying and evil times, I am truly thankful there are people like Mike, who has created this site to fight for truth and decency against the murderous, hateful, worst examples of our species.

As we remember and reflect upon the gratitude we feel for the wonder that is in our lives, and the people whose talent, love, and inspiration guides us, this is for Mike Rivero, a true American hero and a beacon for the world.

Thanks MIke.

Joe

Nov 25 22:08

Thankful on Thanksgiving

While many Americans attempt to be thankful for anything in these trying and evil times, I am truly thankful there are people like Mike, who has created this site to fight for truth and decency against the murderous, hateful, worst examples of our species.

As we remember and reflect upon the gratitude we feel for the wonder that is in our lives, and the people whose talent, love, and inspiration guides us, this is for Mike Rivero, a true American hero and a beacon for the world.

Thanks MIke.

Joe

Aug 17 15:44

WHAT IF OBAMA HAD WON THE ELECTION?

WHAT IF OBAMA HAD WON THE ELECTION?

By Joe Bodolai © 2009, All rights reserved

After 200 Days of McCain & Palin, What Could Have Been Different?

In the wee hours of election night last year, the promise of change did indeed seem possible until Senator John McCain’s stunning last-minute surprise upset. While some were rightfully suspicious of the results, the McCain camp explained their triumph as ”the unpolled Americans came out in force and expressed their preference in the privacy of the poll booth rather than risk being called ‘racist’.“
After President McCain’s first 200 days, filled with angst, turmoil, and more of the same, I have decided to speculate on what America would be like today had Senator Obama won the election which so many assumed he would.

Jun 29 11:52

Michael Jackson”s Alternate Version of “Man in the Mirror” is Surprising Truthful

Michael Jackson's Self-Revelatory Version of "Man in the Mirror” is surprising truthful.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAQErbOj-Pk

May 31 17:54

Killing as a Playoff Sport and Recruiting Tool

I happened to be clicking around the channels (god help me) and came across a channel I didn't know I had: Testosterone TV, which they call “Spike”. I saw a promo for “IRA vs. Taliban” on a show called “Deadliest Warriors”. Today they had a “marathon” of this series.

Apr 13 17:53

American Twilight Zone

I think we in the USA are living in an old episode of “The Twilight Zone”. Watch this never-before seen clip. It is so creepy, scary, and unbelievable that it just might be true! Have we been fooled again?

Look! It may already be too late!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncyDKgEpE9c

Apr 02 19:55

One Way to Save America

We have 40 million Americans facing retirement age. Why don't we give each one of them one million dollars with the stipulation that they buy an American car? 40 million cars sold in the USA. And a condo or house in the USA, not overseas? 40 million real estate buys.

This is just 40 million productive dollars (they'd pay “health insurance” and not need Medicare) instead of 160 million AIG “bonus” dollars which pay for... nothing. Oh, wait, private jets!

I wish this were my idea.... I am so down with it.

Apr 02 19:43

Bailing Out Retirees Would Save America

This is an idea I heard but I wish I would have thought of it. Someone please find the original source!

The USA has, let's say, 40 million people entering retirement age. So for a fraction of the bank bailout, let's say we give each one of those retirees a million dollars. You're 65? Here you go, thank you. Their financial security is ensured. Then, we just stipulate they buy one American car. Okay. 40 million new American cars sold! Then we ask them to buy a condo. Okay, say, a nice comfy quarter of a million ocean view somewhere. They will live, the autoworkers will be called back to work and real estate might be viable for people other than Candy Spelling. Oh, and they will be able to pay the outlandish health insurance premiums they cannot today.

Mar 22 17:58

The YouTube Creators Bailout

Google owns YouTube. Who owns Google? YouTube makes money, the people (like me!) who post videos for free DON'T.

Okay, there is a limit to when hoping for exposure to desperately find a job doing what I do becomes just another page of ad hits for YouTube and Sergey and his boys.

I made this video just to point out that I have had four million people see my comedy on YouTube and, of course, it means I am not benefiting other than my ego, the odd professional contact that goes nowhere, etc. YouTube, however, makes money with ads thanks to my work.

Vote people: Am I just the next American Idiot?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QvaafzAe1w&feature=channel_page

Mar 09 19:55

Can God Make Something Heavier Than He Can Lift?

Can God Make Something Heavier Than He Can Lift?
By Joe Bodolai © All rights reserved.

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