"Okay, we gotta invade someone, or we're gonna lose BIG next month! Iraq? Been there, done that. Afghanistan? Been there, done that. Vietnam? FORGET THAT! Somalia? Same notation. North Korea? Hmmm. They actually HAVE nukes! Same with Pakistan. Israel has dibs on Lebanon and Syria. Europe won;t let us play there again. War with Russia won;t last two weeks (as we saw in Georgia). Who's left? Canada? Can we invade Canada? Didn't I see a movie about that once?"