I AM going to burn in Hell. Well, I suppose it's one way of keeping warm this winter.
This is what will happen to me because of my words last week on Sarah Palin, the Republican's candidate for vice-president.
According to my critics, I only had a go at Palin because she's a Christian. No, I had a go at the woman because she is potentially more destructive than the Large Hadron Collider.
I'll leave the CERN boffins, when they've finished playing with their new expensive toy in Switzerland, to argue with her over whether God did or didn't make the world in six days.
The problem is that with Sarah in charge, it could be unmade in six minutes flat. For, should the elderly Senator McCain become president, Palin is a heart beat away from the nuclear button.