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Magnetic forces to blame for 9/11 tower collapse

Scientists can finally explain why the Twin Towers collapsed on September 11, despite the temperature of the fires being well below the 1,500C melting point of the steel girders holding up the buildings.

The discovery that unusual magnetic forces within the girders made them weak at temperatures of about 500C explains away the conspiracy theories that have spread like wildfire since the disaster.

Webmaster's Commentary: 

"Yeah, yeah, sure, sure. That's it. Unusual Magnetic Forces. Yeah, yeah, sure, sure. Just because no building ever collapsed before or since from Unusual Magnetic Forces doesn;t mean anyhting. It was Unusual Magnetic Forces that did it. Unusual Magnetic Forces. Yeah. Unusual Magnetic Forces. Sure, sure. Unusual Magnetic Forces melted right through those beams on a sharp diagonal line that made it LOOK like thermite cutter charges. Sure, sure." -- Official White Horse Souse

Comments

That is the best they can come up with??!!

Not Sure

"explains away the conspiracy theories"

These kind of excuses explain why there are conspiracy theories!

"The years passed, mankind became stupider at a frightening rate. Some had high hopes the genetic engineering would correct this trend in evolution, but sadly the greatest minds and resources were focused on conquering hair loss and prolonging erections."

these must be.

kcimos

these must be the same unusual magnetic forces that allowed the big bang to occur.

huffed and puffed

poorrichard

lvillas.. Good one.

LOL! Magnetic forces. Good

lvillas

LOL! Magnetic forces. Good one, thanks for the laugh! Next they will say the big bad wolf huffed and puffed until he blew the towers down.

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