In light of the accumulated molestation scandals, Pope Benny should ...
Blame the mess on Satan and/or Muslims
17% (245 votes)
Claim that God sanctifies molestation.
8% (122 votes)
Burn the heretics.
10% (146 votes)
Resign.
47% (684 votes)
Trade in those Red Prada shoes for a more conservative look.
8% (113 votes)
Blame it on the molested kids (reader suggestion)
9% (132 votes)
Total votes: 1442




TORTURE SCANDAL





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