Global Cooling: Alaskan Glaciers Grow For First Time In 250 Years

Plans to implement a worldwide carbon tax in the name of saving the planet from global warming have taken another blow after it was revealed that Alaskan glaciers have grown for the first time in 250 years after an abnormally cool summer.

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"Well, we, ummm, we still NEED the tax, because, because, because, the glaciers are GROWING, and, and, and, they are gonna GETCHA if we don't stop them with taxes! Yeah, that's it, we need a carbon tax to save the Earth from the glaciers!" -- Al Bore

Posted on Oct 18, 2008 at 07:59
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