Daily Show: Bush 'won't be satisifed until American children are eating roadkill'

Stewart turned next to Daily Show analyst John Oliver, saying, “After Katrina, after Iraq … I didn’t think there was another area that these guys could screw up.”

“It wasn’t easy,” Oliver replied. “It was like finding a vein on a failure junkie.”

“Is this economic crisis, then, sort of the turd icing on this administration’s shitcake?” Stewart wondered.

“Don’t count them out, Jon,” Oliver cautioned. “It’s a long way to January.”

“You think there’s more out there?” Stewart asked. “What’s left for them to — decomplish, if you will.”

“Do you still have a home?” Oliver asked. “Did your children have breakfast this morning? … Was it something they found in the street?”

“You’re saying the president here won’t be satisfied until American children are eating roadkill?” suggested Stewart.

“Until they’re fighting over roadkill,” Oliver emphasized. “Until roadkill is the prize for the strongest.”

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