You Americans can complain all you want about Sarah Palin. And, you will be correct in your complaints too.

But that doesn't matter. Sarah Palin is the type of leader the REAL leaders want to throw between them and you. They want someone that can replace Bush - their previous babbling "useful idiot". And Sarah Palin is the perfect follow-up "useful idiot".

In fact, all this negative lead-up publicity coming into the election is just helping the cause by painting her in the way they want you to see her - a psycho-religious warmonger hellbent on "killing for God" with lots of skeletons in every closet in the house.

When something goes wrong, you'll know who to blame won't you? You will blame Sarah Palin of course. OK, you're well trained and ready to carry on.