Joe Bodolai Secedes From Union, Copyrights Self | WHAT REALLY HAPPENED


Joe Bodolai Secedes From Union, Copyrights Self

"When voting makes no difference and oligarchs in service of a foreign power continue to defraud and rob the country, I can no longer be part of it," said Joe Bodolai, author of this sentence you are currently reading. His brief but incredibly powerful chick magnet-like address on the steps of the Santa Monica Public Library was done without teleprompters and not with notes written on his hand."I seek not conflict, but to end it and I hereby declare my sovereign territory extending to the outer boundaries of my body in whatever location I happen to be in, even if part of me is in someone else."

He immediately copyrighted himself and his life and maintained "The United States will be in violation of that copyright should they use my name without my express written consent on any document, such as tax or census forms I can assure you they will be met with the full fury of a team of law students."

The entire nation of Joe Bodolai turned out for the country's first Presidential election with Joe Bodolai winning 100% of the vote. He was inaugurated in a brief ceremony at a local Starbucks where he pledged to end his country's 100% unemployment rate.

This action, combined with the earlier secession Mike Rivero, is seen by some as a crumbling of the United States

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