The Vatican has lashed out at criticism over its handling of its paedophilia crisis by saying the Catholic church was "busy cleaning its own house" and that the problems with clerical sex abuse in other churches were as big, if not bigger.
"But all the other kids are doing it, mommy!!!!" -- Pope Benny the Rat
I will not hire a child molester into my organization. I guess that makes me more moral, or at least a better business manager, than God. :)