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Jan 28 15:31

Department of Homeland Security Relaunches “See Something, Say Something” Campaign

According to the Department of Homeland Security’s Twitter feed, the agency has relaunched its campaign to involve citizens in tracking down and reporting terrorists.

Jan 27 09:27

New Yorkers Are Placing Ads On Craigslist For "Snuggle Partners" Before Blizzard Hits

While New York City braces itself for what officials are calling a snow storm of "historic" proportions, residents are preparing in the most responsible way possible: trying to get laid

Jan 26 10:44

The REAL Terror Threat

Why isn’t Homeland Security going after public enemy number 1?

Jan 25 10:15

If Disney Princesses Were Real

Jan 23 17:45

Jon Stewart Shocked By Fox News Apology Over Muslim ‘No-Go Zones’ In Europe

What did they say that was so much wronger than usual that it required a network-wide apology?” Stewart asked. “How bad does bullshit have to smell before the odor is detected by people who live on a mountain made out of that substance?”

Jan 23 10:33

Time to Cut the Bull

Jan 22 11:17

NSA Public Service Announcement

Jan 22 08:45

(South Park) Annndd it's gone- Video Clip

Hedge Fund Manager Loses 99.8% In 9 Months, Tells Investors He Is “Sorry” For “Overzealousness”

Jan 21 11:32

How to find dirt cheap, long term parking in the heart of London

Jan 21 11:21

New Ukrainian Bicycles to hit Stores next month

Jan 21 08:46

Clear As Mud: In Case You’re Confused About What’s Going On In The Middle East…

If the people we want to defeat are defeated, they might be replaced by people we like even less. And, all this was started by us invading a country to drive out terrorists who weren’t actually there until we went in to drive them out – do you understand now?

Jan 20 15:43

Bibi’s Big Brainstorm

Jan 20 10:23

‘Most convincing evidence’: Russian embassy trolls NATO with toy tanks

The Twitter account @RussEmbassyUAE, which is the official Twitter of the Russian Embassy in the United Arab Emirates, posted a picture of tiny toy trucks, tanks and armored vehicles all lined up on the ground, with the words: “#NATO's latest evidence of #Russian armor invading #Ukraine has been leaked! Seems to be the most convincing ever!”

Jan 20 09:40

5 Awful Lessons I Learned Living With a Mystery Illness

Having a chronic, potentially life-threatening illness is terrible, which is why we call it "chronic illness" and not "chronic victory." Luckily, medical science has advanced to such a point over the years that, for the most part, you can go to a doctor to get your symptoms diagnosed and treated with a minimal amount of leeching.

But what if you were violently, persistently ill, and not a single doctor in the country had any idea what was wrong with you? That's what happened to Thomas Wolfe, who suffered from an extremely rare disease that took four damn years to correctly diagnose. We tend to think that modern medicine has identified every possible disease a person can catch, but as we learned when we talked to Mr. Wolfe about his experience, that assumption is dangerously, hilariously far from the truth:

Jan 19 21:04

i wll perform

i will perform my performance art for free.. providing you supply the transportation and living costs... i do original songs and political orations/rants.. as a one man rock band political clown act . i am not afraid of big audiences..

my intention is to form a new nation wide political party of clowns running for any kind of election, and satirize the dominant republican/democrat establishment... i hope others will join for truth justice and the american way.. every city, county,and state should have a clown convention to address their political issues.. please join me in satirizing the political establishment, and have some fun at the same time....... put on the clown makeup and join the party.

i bought the url clownpartyusa.com and will have the site up and running next month to consolidate,and address our issues.

Jan 19 11:18

FROM DREAM TO NIGHTMARE IN IMAGES

Jan 17 21:41

Only 10 Percent of the US know that GOV FOUND GUILTY of KILLING MLK in 1999 Civil Trial

There Comes A Time When A Moral Man Can't Obey A Law Which His Conscience Tells HIm Is Unjust
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Jan 17 12:17

redacted tonight - Hidden Facts Behind The Paris Attacks, NYC Bans Dying, and more

lamestream media over-reactions and under-reactions
TPP coup de gras of consumer rights
failure of government disaster planning
drone strikes and terrorism

Jan 16 17:44

Shock and Awe! Bill Hicks

Jan 16 07:21

RUSSIAN TANK CROSSES INTO UKRAINE!!!

Jan 15 18:17

JE NE SUIS PAS CHARLIE

There are more doubts and questions in the Charlie Hebdo affair than there will ever be answers. In part this is because the French security forces silenced witnesses, killing three assumed perpetrators in a display which seems to say that Dirty Harry movies are now part of French training programs.

And then we have the sudden death by apparent suicide of a police commissioner in charge of the investigation just as he was writing his report alone at night, an event which received little mainline press coverage. A man in his forties in the midst of likely the biggest case of his career just decides to kill himself?

Jan 14 11:17

Play Israeli Youths’ Hilarious New “Push the Bibi” Video Game!

In the age of the political gaffe, how could Israeli PM Bibi Netanyahu’s now-notorious push to the front of the memorial march in Paris last week not turn heads? Fellow Israelis did a collective facepalm and chided him for presenting “the pushy Israeli, the impolite Israeli” to the world during a moment of global mourning for the Charlie Hebdo cartoonists and hostages killed in Paris.

But few went as far as the as-yet-unnamed young creators of “Push the Bibi,” a fun-poking arcade-style game that lets you navigate the Prime Minister to the front of the march. Featuring an image of Bibi wearing a crown, flanked by an Israeli and French flag, the game feels a little like midtown Manhattan during rush hour, but with a layer of bad PR. If your Bibi reaches the coveted spot between Angela Merkel and Ibrahim Keita, the game announces “Game over! Don’t try again.”

Jan 14 11:08

Your Sasquatch, Skinwalker, Ogopogo, Swamp Ape, Chupacabra Distraction Map

Worried about being killed in a concocted nuclear war with Russia (China)? About the post 9/11 (inside job) endless war on terror and gargantuan police state? How the bankers weren't prosecuted, you're jobless, homeless, hungry and your family is on the verge of starving to death?

Well, worry no more! Here is your Sasquatch, Skinwalker, Ogopogo, Swamp Ape, Chupacabra Distraction Map!

Jan 12 10:37

redacted tonight - NYPD, the Crisis of Democracy, and the crazy price of education

indirect charity vs really helping
NYPD and other people we'd like to have go on strike
the cost of a useless overpriced education
govt fleece jobs and the crisis of excess democracy

Jan 12 09:05

False Flag - The Movie!

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I wish this were only humor, but right now we are seeing a repeat of the year 2001, where for months the corporate media promoted the idea of Al Qaeda as Uber Villains we were supposed to be afraid of, because they were coming to get us unless we did what the Government told us and got them first. Today the Government is assuring us that Al Qaeda, Bobo Haram, Saudi Arabia, and Muslims in general are in the final stages of a plot to carry out multiple terror attacks on Europe and the United States. Funny how they can know there is a plot, and that it is in its final stages, but don't know what the target is, or who is doing it. Funny. Really funny. Almost too weird to be believed, in fact! PLEASE SHARE THIS WITH OTHERS!

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Jan 11 08:05

Charlie Hebdo Massacre: Another Staged Event to Incite War and Destroy Freedom?

In Hollande’s Orwellian France, “free speech” is reserved only for those who defame Islam, whereas critics of Zionism and Jewish exceptionalism are first stigmatized and then criminalized – a tribute to the real power behind the throne of that once-free country.

Jan 10 15:38

JE SUIS MOI ...

Jan 10 12:59

Why after the Paris massacre Je Suis NOT Charlie Hebdo

There is a fine line between freedom of expression and incitement to religious, racial or cultural hatred, but Charlie Hebdo has strayed some way over the wrong side of that divide.

Jan 08 08:06

25 Highly Visible Benefits Of Being An Irrational Social Justice Warrior

In response to the “25 invisible benefits of gaming while male” SJW propaganda video, here are 25 highly visible benefits of being an irrational Social Justice Warrior.

Jan 06 14:30

Hot off the nonpress: The Khazarian Sex Predator Gene May Soon Be Found

Professor Yehuda Kosher from Be’er Chosen University, Israel, announced today that he and his team may be close to uncovering the JNA (Jewish DNA) and may be able to isolate the Khazarian Sex Predator (KSP) gene.

Professor Kosher, Israel’s leading evolutionary psychoarcheologist and a renown advocate of applied Eugenics told The Jewish Scientific Daily (JSD) that the apparent physical resemblance between Woody Alan and Alan Dershowitz’s facial features gives new hope for a scientific break through.

Jan 06 10:27

INDIA/PAKISTAN BORDER CROSSING SPOOF

Jan 06 08:00

EXODUS: GODS AND KINGS - The Abridged Script

CHRISTIAN BALE
Me? Oh fuck. It's pretty sad that "Epic Rap Battles of History" has a more convincing Moses than me.

DIRECTOR RIDLEY SCOTT
(actual quote)
I can't mount a film of this budget...and say my lead actor is Mohammad so-and-so from such-and-such.

CHRISTIAN BALE
Really? You couldn't find any black or Middle Eastern actors to lead this film? Not Denzel Washington, Laurence Fishburne or Morgan Freeman? Are you saying people wouldn't line up for miles to see Samuel L. Jackson scream "Let my people fucking go!"

Jan 05 11:05

LAUGH OF THE DAY

Jan 05 11:02

THE COST OF PALESTINIAN JUSTICE ~~ IN TOONS

Jan 04 10:53

Holocaust Opinion Poll; Not for the Weak..of Stomach or Mind!

Holocaust survivors never lie, you anti-Semites! These cursed Nazi doctors inserted twelve squirrels in my ass while forced me to eat pork sausage with sauerkraut. I escaped from the death camp killing all the the squirrels and the Mengele staff with a colossal fart. I want my reparations now, and Germany must pay!

Jan 03 10:56

SPOOF OF THE FRENCH PARLIAMENT

Jan 01 12:08

NEW YEAR SPOOFS

Dec 29 07:24

Horrifying: White Cop Recorded Beating Black Man In Broad Daylight!

Yes hello? Cultural marxist mainstream media? I think we’ve finally found that race war you’re looking for!

Dec 23 13:13

'Twas the Night Raid Before Christmas

Dec 23 10:58

SPOOF AND VIDEO ON SONY’S CYBER HACK

Dec 22 10:56

99 Problems (Explicit Political Remix) ORIGINAL UPLOAD

Dec 22 10:53

IMAGES OF THE SEASON

Dec 22 07:45

10 best things about being an atheist on Christmas

3. Sex. “Is it a sin to have sex on Christmas day?” asked this poor fellow on Yahoo Answers. It’s a concern many people have, it appears. This concern doesn’t even occur to non-believers, though some of us do worry, if we did make it back home to visit the parents, about getting caught doing it in our childhood beds.

Dec 18 11:16

COMIC STRIP OF THE DAY ~~ TORTURED LOGIC

Dec 18 09:57

10 Minutes After the End of 'The Matrix' Trilogy

Morpheus and the Architect stand behind the lectern in a packed White House press room. Morpheus addresses the crowd.

"People, hear me! You are all living in a vast simulation, a prison for your mind two centuries in your future. I am here to tell you that everything is controlled by evil machines! I am here to tell you that you are now free! I am here, and feel I should add that I am not crazy!"

Murmuring from the crowd indicates that nobody believes any of this. Especially the last part. The Architect sighs, and addresses the crowd.

"What he says is true. This is a simulation." Everyone in the Matrix suddenly spends five seconds in their goo tank before returning to the Matrix. Millions are violently sick. More people swear about never wanting to go through that again. Morpheus faces the crowd with his cool mirrored shades, the worst possible thing to be wearing when you're asking people to trust you.

Dec 17 10:55

NO NATIVITY SCENE IN DC THIS YEAR

The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene
at Capital Hill this Christmas season.

This isn’t for any religious reason. They simply have not been
able to find Three Wise Men in the Nation’s Capital.

The search for a Virgin continues.

There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.

Dec 15 06:34

George W. Bush Presidential Library remodeling now complete

Dec 14 08:03

BREAKING: George W. Bush Presidential Library remodeling now complete.

Dec 13 06:56

Torturer's Apprentice from Baron Munchausen

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The new National Anthem of the United States?

Dec 12 07:42

A HELPFUL SUGGESTION FOR MY FORMER COLLEAGUES IN HOLLYWOOD! SANTA CLAUS VERSUS THE NAZIS!

So I started to wonder, after decades of Hollywood obsession with events that happened before I was even born (and I am sixty one), they gotta be scraping the bottom of the barrel for movies about Nazis.

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Dec 11 08:21

Obama asks Netanyahu why he bombed Syria

Dec 05 07:16

"So Bad It Should Be Illegal."

Nov 30 11:24

THANKSGIVING IN FERGUSON (SPOOF)

Nov 28 08:00

MORE SPOOFS ON FERGUSON/PALESTINE

Nov 26 10:28

LATUFF’S FERGUSON SPOOFS

Nov 26 08:53

#FERGUSON POLITICAL CARTOONS

Nov 21 08:03

EXCLUSIVE: EURO TO DROP FIAT STATUS AND ADOPT NEW COMMODITY BACKING

After a great deal of deliberation, altercation, masturbation and machination, the Bundesbank and the European Central Bank have decided to relaunch the euro, which will in future be backed by the Bog Standard. Although not at first sight the most prepossessing name one might choose, it turns out on examination to be an inspired choice.

First and foremost, the acronym matches that of the Bank of Greece, thus signalling that the currency’s backup will be dodgy, overvalued, and run by con artists who could sell gefillte fish in Tehran.

Nov 19 15:45

I'M FAMOUS! I'M A COMIC STRIP CHARACTER! :)

Nov 16 10:46

DO NOT HUG A KOALA! ~~ SERIES OF NEW TOONS

Nov 14 11:18

Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: Civil Forfeiture (HBO)

Nov 12 12:30

How to suck at your religion

Nov 11 16:30

Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: Civil Forfeiture (HBO)

Nov 11 08:38

The Holocaust's visit to Yad Vashem

Nov 09 09:27

TOON OF THE DAY ~~ WHEN DONKEYS FLY

Nov 07 09:09

The Democrats’ “race card” did not work this time

Nov 05 09:04

Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: Drones (HBO)

Nov 05 08:19

John Oliver on Misleading Labeling of Food Products

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Nov 04 09:46

OUR LATEST T-SHIRT DESIGN!

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Suggested by Claire to help us get past TSA without them dropping another one of my laptops!

Nov 01 10:10

PARODY ON WHAT TO EXPECT ON YOUR FLIGHT TO ISRAEL

Jewish-American comedy writers Levinson Brothers post satirical in-flight safety video in wake of recent incidents of flight delays due to refusal of Haredi passengers’ to sit next to women.

Oct 24 07:27

WHY CRIME IS ON THE RISE IN AMERICA

Oct 21 09:25

SPOOF ON THE MOTHER OF TERRORISM

Oct 13 09:34

A LOOK AT HOW EBOLA AND ISIS ARE BEING ‘TREATED’

Oct 12 13:12

The DHS 2014 Golden Hoax Awards Introduction

Oct 10 06:51

Ebola Vaccine Commercial

Oct 09 10:50

TODAY’S TOON ~~ THE GRUESOME THREESOME

Oct 08 07:58

LATEST ISIS SPOOF

Who would they target if they got rid of ISIS so soon? Gotta keep them around at least until the next election

Oct 06 09:04

Al Gore: ‘Global Warming Will Cause Millions of People’s Heads to Explode’

Former Vice President Al Gore issued a joint statement with the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) this morning warning that unless drastic measures are taken this year to curb global warming, millions of people’s heads are going to explode. Speaking to U.N. delegates at the One World Economic Forum, Gore said the cumulative effects of drought, famine, global civil wars and eroding national monuments will spark what scientists call “homocranialcombustible” – or in layman’s terms, exploding human heads

Sep 30 08:43

5 Viral Stories That Had Insane Twists After We All Moved On

The Pepper Spray Cop Got a Better Settlement Than the Students He Sprayed

Sep 27 10:40

SPOOF OF ‘HAVE GUN AT THE UN’

Sep 27 07:52

Americans Who Have Not Read a Single Article About Syria Strongly Support Bombing It

n a positive development for the U.S.-led campaign of air strikes in Syria, a new poll indicates strong, broad-based support for the mission among people who have yet to read a news article about Syria.

According to the poll, released on Tuesday, the bombing campaign got a thumbs-up from people who had no information about Syria’s civil war, including its duration, the parties involved, and what a Sunni is.

Additionally, the air strikes garnered enthusiastic support from people who could not correctly identify the President of Syria, tell what the acronym ISIS stands for, or locate Syria on a map.

Sep 26 05:25

Training At The Police Academy [CARTOON]

Sep 24 15:17

Climate March

Sep 24 09:27

Largest Climate-Change March in History Unlikely to Convince Idiots

“Look, if hundreds of thousands of people want to march about something, it’s a free country,” said Carol Foyler, an idiot from Kenosha, Wisconsin. “But let me ask them something: if the climate is really getting warmer, why was it so cold up here last winter?”

Sep 24 08:25

Americans: Feeling stupid yet?

Sep 24 07:35

Three Leaders Sign Promise to Scotland

*FANFARE* Here it is folks…Westminster’s vow to the Scottish people:

Sep 24 07:31

BOMBING IRAQ – An American Tradition

Sep 22 09:29

SPOOF ON HOW OBAMA INTENDS TO FIGHT EBOLA IN AFRICA

Sep 22 08:05

Obama’s latest policy on ISIS [CARTOON]

Sep 21 10:18

NEW ISIL Horror Threat!!!

Sep 21 09:16

OBAMA: ‘LET ME BE CLEAR … “

Sep 20 18:56

Summarizing Obama's ISIS Strategy Endgame (In 1 Cartoon)

Sep 20 10:32

TEST YOUR POWER OF PRAYER

Dear Lord:
This past year has been tough.

You’ve taken my favorite actor, James Garner; my favorite actress, Lauren Bacall; my favorite comedian, Robin Williams; and finally, my favorite author, Tom Clancy.

I just wanted You to know that my favorite politicians are: Bibi Netanyahu, Avigdor Lieberman, Mahmoud Abbas, Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi and Hillary Clinton.

Amen.

Sep 19 07:33

“Which of you ISIS terrorists wants weapons to fight ISIS?” [CARTOON]

Sep 18 09:16

NEW GAME: Obama Seeks ISIS Moles [CARTOON]

Sep 17 08:57

NEW IRAQI VIDEO SHOWS HOW ISIS WAS ‘BORN’

The video presented below was intended as satire ….. BUT, the symbolism is as real as it can get. ISIS was born out of a union of Satan (USA) and Israel ... but we already knew that

Sep 17 07:46

Satire: Tony Blair Urges the “Ukraine Solution”: Air Strikes Against Scotland in Event of ‘Yes’ Vote

Former Prime Minister Tony Blair has urged the UK government to consider military action against Scotland in the event of a vote for independence.

Mr Blair, who was prime minister between 1997 and 2007, broke his silence in the debate over Scottish independence to urge air strikes – including the use of the Trident independent nuclear deterrent – against Scottish strategic targets in the event of a ‘Yes’ victory next Thursday.

Sep 17 06:31

ISIS: “Convert to Islam or die!” [CARTOON]

Sep 15 10:05

LATEST ISIS SPOOFS

Sep 14 09:44

TIMELY SPOOF ON THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT

Sep 14 07:35

OBAMA TO DEPLOY SECRET US WEAPON TO FIGHT ISIS [CARTOON]

Sep 14 07:35

Obama takes credit for growing jobs in the world [CARTOON]

Sep 12 09:16

Please note if you use the names ISIS, IS, ISIL or Al-Qaeda, you must get written permission from the CIA

Sep 12 08:46

Scotland, you want out? We'll take your place

If Scotland votes to secede, does that open up a spot for another country? And if so -- Scotland, can we take your place?

I realize that Americans fought a bloody war of independence from England in the late 1700s, but our rifts have healed over the past 240 years. In 2013, the Pew Research Center reported that England topped America's list of favorite nations, in a near-tie with our beloved northern neighbor, Canada.

In the past few years, as America has degenerated into political and economic chaos, it has become increasingly clear that we would be far better off if we apologized for our revolt against the Crown and requested to rejoin the United Kingdom.

Sep 10 10:04

9/11: A Conspiracy Theory

Sep 07 14:32

IMAGE OF THE DAY ~~ ISIS THE TROJAN HORSE

Image ‘Copyleft’ by Carlos Latuff

Just look who’s hiding inside ...

Sep 06 08:09

Photo of six shoveling secretaries needs a caption

Sep 06 07:37

Joan Rivers arrives at the Pearly Gates ! [CARTOON]

Joan Rivers dead after calling Obama gay and Michelle a tranny and saying Palestinians deserve to be dead

Sep 05 07:28

‘Most convincing evidence’: Russian embassy trolls NATO with toy tanks

Some of Russia’s diplomats have joined a digital diplomacy row as they trolled NATO by “leaking” on Twitter the alliance’s “most convincing evidence” of Russian troops’ alleged presence in Ukraine.

The Twitter account @RussEmbassyUAE, which is the official Twitter of the Russian Embassy in the United Arab Emirates, posted a picture of tiny toy trucks, tanks and armored vehicles all lined up on the ground, with the words: “#NATO's latest evidence of #Russian armor invading #Ukraine has been leaked! Seems to be the most convincing ever!”

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Ya gotta love their sense of humor!

Sep 03 06:23

A Darkness Blacker than Night. The Horror!!! The Horror!!!

Suddenly it dawned on me. I had been in someone's body. The tunnel had been the esophagus and the columns were the vocal chords. The rows of stones were teeth and the pustulent red circle were lips. I knew from a rush of intuitive force that I had been in the body of Joan Rivers and now I began to make out the features of a horrific gargoyle.

Aug 29 05:55

Monty Python State Department

Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings wearing horned helmets.

Whenever the word "war" is repeated, they begin singing and/or chanting.

A man and woman enter. The man is played by Eric Idle, the woman is played by Graham Chapman (in drag), and the Secretary of State is played by Terry Jones, also in drag.

Aug 22 08:21

Artist's Impression Of President Obama's Urgent Matters In Washington

Aug 20 06:47

The 21 Stupidest Things Ever Said by Powerful People

The great Uncle Ben once said, "With great power, comes great responsibility." Some famous folks didn't get that memo, though, evidenced by them just saying whatever stupid things their brains just come up with.

Aug 19 11:22

#Ferguson ~~ LATUFF’S LATEST SPOOFS

“No more pigs in our community”! … A quote from the Black Panthers

Aug 13 10:09

Remy's TSA Contest Entry

Aug 07 10:19

George Carlin on American Foreign Policy - Bombing Brown People

Aug 06 09:49

Tom Lehrer - So Long, Mom

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Posted for the 69th anniversary of the US dropping a nuclear weapon on Hiroshima.

Apr 05 11:09

Porn Stars Allie Haze, Chastity Lane Call For Mass Wank-Off Against Santorum: VIDEO

Sorry couldn't resist this one!

Porn stars Allie Haze (of Star Wars XXX fame) and Chastity Lane are asking good Americans everywhere to, um, reach down and touch themselves to oppose the presidential hopes of one Rick Santorum.

Sep 08 14:43

FBI Admits to Tracking/Tracing/Databasing Ordinary Tourists Forever (and a Day)

FBI Admits to Tracking/Tracing/Databasing Ordinary Tourists Forever (and a Day)
SoCal Martial Law Alerts
September 7, 2009

"If somebody is filming a power plant facility on the East Coast ... no big deal," said Michael Heimbach, assistant director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation's (FBI) Counterterrorism Division. But if "the same individuals, or a car used by the individuals, shows up at the Hoover Dam. Now we’re saying, ‘Okay, what’s going on here?’"

Um. What's going on here?

I hate to break the news to you, Mr. Heimbach, but what you describe would be called a:

Road Trip

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