The Pope, it's said, wears Prada.
And travels by Mercedes, too.
But apparently, he'd prefer you (and millions of other ordinary human beings) not.
Because "global warming."
Er... make that "climate change."
The new - more general - term for the allegedly human-caused alteration of the planet's weather. "Global warming" had to go because global cooling was also inconveniently happening.
This was becoming globally embarrassing.
"Climate change" is much better, because it always fits. The climate is constantly changing. And would do so (and has done so) regardless of the presence of man on this Earth. But why not just blame man for it?